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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 10:57

Female Ejaculation Films To Be Banned In Australia

I’ve received a circular from the Eros Association, the advocacy group for the Australian adult industry. Thanks to shit stirring by a fundamentalist Christian group, the rules have been tightened as to what adult films can be imported into Australia.

The Classification Board has explicitly stated that films featuring female ejaculation will now be seized and considered RC – refused classification. Effectively banned. This also means that female ejaculation sites will be considered RC (prohibited) for the purposes of the internet filter planned to be introduced here this year.

Eros says:

    The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.

I’m glad Eros is going to fight this. It gets me hopping mad that a government can perpetuate this nonsense and are so eager to do the will of prudes and ignorant religious nutters who wish to meddle in the sex lives of others.

The sooner our outdated classification (censorship) system is abolished, the better. They should not have the right to ban films based on subjective, religious, unscientific, biased and sexist opinion as to what is and isn’t “obscene.”

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 10:57

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What the fuck is going on there?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 12:27

No one gives a shit about your little backwards ass island faggots. GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 12:32

>>3
Australia is a pretty big little island, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 12:35

>>4
Yeah all of 50,000 descendants of prisoners who all live 1/2-mile from the beach.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 17:13

Their prime minister is a convict descendant.

True story.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 17:23

>>6
Not sure how that matters.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 17:24

That's so fucking stupid.  Peeing is very enjoyable to watch, as long as the pee isn't too yellow and smelly looking.  So-called female ejaculation is a disgusting ooze.  The Austalian authorities are openly hostile to masturbators rights.  FUCKING OUTRAGE

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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 18:02

>>3
Australia's Internet filter could go global. I can see this as a possibility for other nations to adopt due to "Australia's success" with this filter.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 0:35


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