Shakespeare

Shakespeare was black. It's just instituional rascism when white folk claim he was caucasian.

That being said, I would LOVE to get to see a beautiful woman that size spread her legs open. It would be like getting to see an entire anogenital region with a magnifying glass. Her clitoris would be the size of a water melon and her labia would be a few feet instead of only a few inches long and her anus would be big enough for me to stick my entire arm up it, it would be wonderful!