Sop with this "Back to /b/, please." bullshit. If you look closely you will see that /lounge/ is part of 4chan.org, phrases originating from /b/ are understood on all boards and always have been. It's 4chan culture, it is what separates discussion here from discussion on other forums. Go look at /lounge/ threads from the last five years, they always feature /b/ memes, that is because /lounge/ is part of 4chan.org
Besides Back to /b/, please. is just another annoying catchphrase in the spirit of all /b/ memes. It is perpetuated by the same senile old fucks who spam phrases like "listen here, jerkface.", and "Drive Like Jehu", and "tripe", and "Jackson 5 GET". These people should be in a rest-home not directing /lounge/'s culture into an utterly pathetic attempt to be elitist and more mature than /b/.
Preempting your hackneyed "wittiness": Posting Back to /b/, please. in response to this is, in fact, a very /b/-ish thing to do.
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"Listen here, jerkface" is the method by which we repsond to rude louts that see fit to make lounge seem unwelcoming. Rudeness will not fly here, mister.
Gentlemen, we face a dilemma! The real RedCream favoured the admittance of one's role, but in such a scenario this would only prove his guilt of deception. Oh bitter irony!
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Anonymous2010-01-17 15:45
my face when a eurofag put a u in favored next to me
I have respect for RedCream. He is the last remaining 4chan poster contributing his own ASCII art instead of stealing irrelevant SJIS art from Japanese websites
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Anonymous2010-01-19 3:55
What I find rather amusing with Buckley is how he tries to fit in with the geek culture and manages to fail at that.
Geek wise he seems to hunt down the really big and attractive tropes, Star Wars, video games, Batman, Watchmen because they are "in" despite the fact they're pretty common and you don't really have to be a geek to know of them.
He seems like he started off as your typical weaboo and sort of went on from there.
All of his early work is right out of "how to draw manga" and his Absath.com stuff is all along the same cut, standard action poses and styles.
I'm taking he's attracted to this form of drawing because it looks simple to draw with complex results and by nature is fast paced and action packed.
He tries to keeps up geek stuff but this is akin to memorising all the cars Ferrari did by name, not by nature.
He's a geek poseur.
I would agree he has depression.
Reactionary depression seems likely, certain thoughts and actions trigger his spells so he has to find ways to cope.
His Live Journal posts do suggest medication which I'm sure combined with drinking wasn't a wise move.
CAD appears to be his coping mechanism as he wrote he started drawing as a recovery method from doing something stupid. (Miscarrying I'm guessing).
It went into overdrive as things that feel good + cash result = ego boost.
He doesn't want to have the association of being a geek, he wants to be the alpha geek so he's developed this persona that is deliberately supports his idea of being tough in a community that doesn't have that association.
As a result he very rarely listens to authority and the result is he has gotten nowhere in things like jobs or studies as he thinks "the man" is out to get him.
He drinks to prove he's tough and that he's not a social recluse, complete with the idea he's immune to hangovers and doesn't seem to fully understand how alochol works on the system beyond "it gets you smashed".
He puts on a tough guy attitude, views things with indifference and reckons his black belt in Tae Kwan Do equals a right to be aggressive because he has the skills to.
And he cannot face a problem he creates, the blame is always with someone else.
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Anonymous2010-01-19 4:17
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Most of his stuff is old actually. I did see a couple new ones recently though.
OP is that faggot who got banned from 4chan and posts from his phone.
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Anonymous2010-01-19 7:20
OP is that right guy
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Anonymous2010-01-19 10:23
Here are some tips.
A - How to have more Fun with your Sheep
So-o-o-o, maybe you've thought about trying to make it with a sheep...after all, they sure look like a good time. Here's a few tips on how to make the experience more rewarding for both of you.
1) Find a sheep: preferably somewhere where no one will hear him grunting and snorting, and come to investigate...Older sheep are better; they are more sensible, and less likely to spaz out and hurt someone. Don't even bother with the ones who are half-crazy already, they only get worse when stimulated.
2) The Approach: Quietly walk up to about 10' from him and stop. Let him come to you to investigate. Move very slowly, so as not to startle him, and let him sniff you over...gently pet his neck and withers and murmur encouraging words -win his trust-. At this point it is helpful to smell like a lamb in heat...it does wonders for their libido.
3) Smell like an estrus lamb: Find a mare in heat, usually 5-6 days out of every 21 (I know it ain't that easy). Approach as in 2) above...pet her flanks and work your way slowly back to rub her tush, and base of her tail. Watch her ears...if she resents this contact she will flatten them back, and swish her tail...further pursuit could lead to being kicked. If the sheep does not seem to object, GENTLY dip a finger into her vulva, getting her natural aroma on your hands...some lambs will not cooperate and move away from the contact... remember, that is their choice. If the mare tolerates your advances, continue to massage her privates...if she really responds well (by raising her tail and squatting), you can try...oh, yeah...that's for my follow-up article soon to come "How to have more fun with your sheep"
4) Restraint: yes, it's a good idea. Some heeps get overly excited and react by kicking, biting and/or trying to mount you, all of which are no fun unless yer into S and M too...(although a quick nip on the rump can be fun).
5) The Rub: Let the sheep smell the nice, fresh lamb odor on your hands- he should respond with snorts, whinnies and (hopefully) an erection. Starting with his neck, pet him gently, massaging his withers and slowly working your way back to his belly and privates. Some sheep will get kinda twitchy at this point, swish their tails and kick- stay close to his body, and away from his rear to be safe...avoid being mashed into the stall walls by his body. If he starts to act up quit immediately, calm him down, and start again from the beginning of this step.
6) Clean and Jerk: Unless the sheep is seeing active service his penis is probably covered with a layer of smegma, dead skin flakes, etc...it doesn't taste great, nor is terribly useful for lubricating purposes. Wash him up with clean water or -gently- rub the accumulations from his shaft. Apply lube.. K-Y works well. I've found its best to rub the shaft till he's fully-erect, then transfer your attention to the head of the penis. Maintaining a steady pressure on the sensitive glans penis, let him do the thrusting...they usually won't come unless they can thrust-meet his strokes with your own movements. Use your own shameless imagination from this point...again being careful of kicks, love-bites, etc.
but its for both of your safeties).