Name: Anonymous 2010-01-12 3:42
It needs to be more clear, direct and succinct. Also, it must be easier to understand.
I propose these changes.
We contract as much words as possible while still having apparent and distinct sounds of the words in order to identify them. It should not be done arbitrarily, but one should strive for clarity and harmony upon contracting words.
IE.
W'ontr' a'uc' w'or'asp 'ile sti'avin'app' 'n'dis'nc so'of t'wor'in ord'to iden'em. (We will consequently be able to communicate even more in one lifetime!)
Commas are optional in this special case.
We will also change the word "the", based on case.
Nominative: Plain old The, however, contracted to "Th'" and unvoiced when next to a word starting with a vowel.
Accusative: Thet - if next to another word beginning with D, you change the last T to a "B"
Dative: Thor (Voiced TH)
EXAMPLES
I hate thet dog
OR
I'at th'og.
I'stgave thor flowers to my mothere.
I'stgav' Tho'wers to my mothere. (noun changes introduced in next section)
NOUN CHANGES
All nouns (or pronouns), if they have a sex, and are female will have an -E attached to them at the end if they are smaller than you, and an -A attached to them if they are bigger. This will help us visualize whatever you are talking about, even if we have never seen it and let us put things into perspective without thinking about it or having former knowledge. If they are about the same size, you simply leave it.
For males however, you attach an -O if they are smaller, and a -THO, if they are LARGER. This includes personal pronouns, such as your name.
Objects with no sex will be ended with -po if smaller, and -oss if bigger.
If you are unsure of size, simply add -con
If you want to say it about one other person, you use -KO if male and smaller, and -SO if male and bigger. For female, you use -LO if bigger, and -MON if smaller. At the end of the sentence, you must specify who it is (first name, or name of animal) and their height with special abbreviations.
IE. She is my lovemon Charles 5F5 (Five shortened is Fi', so this would be pronounced FiFfi, pronounce both f's in each syllable.)
If the noun is abstract, simply add -EX
ALSO:
IE. The earththo(th is pronounced in two separate syllables) beon huge!
DESIRE
If you want to do something, you add ist- to the beginning of the verb or noun. If a direct object is included, the DO comes directly after the verb.
Remember, size only includes height!
IE.
I'stkisset! (If the previous word begins with a vowel, you contract the them)
This would completely erase the awful confusion foreigners have upon attempting to learn the subjunctive.
HATE
If you want to express hate, you add od- to the beginning of the verb or noun.
for example.
I'dexcercising (I is pronounced "EEH" when the pitbulle (pitbulluh) is outside, it scares me dead!
VERB CHANGES
New conjugation rules as follows for present indicative (all verbs are regular, to help others learn the language easily):
1st P S: -no
1st P P: INFINITIVE
2nd P S: -fo
2nd P P: INFINITIVE
3rd P S: -on
3rd P P: -INFINITIVE
IE. I'stateno applepo. ( want to eat an apple)
OR
I'st'ap'po.
CHANGES TO "A"
Nom. - A
Acc. - On
Dat. - uL (raising pitch and volume on L)
HUMOROUS FORM - The purpose is to tell the person you are clearly joking, especially useful when voice can only be inferred.
Add flo- to all personal nouns/pronouns that are being pointed at.
IE.
Hahahah! floheo isthiton himself! That (Hahaha, I wanted him to hit himself and he did!)
RULES:
You must always include any diminutive noun-endings in their complete form!
NEW PRONOUNS:
1st P S N: I
1st P S A: et
1st P S Da: di
1st P P N: we
1st P P A: id
1st P P Da: noz
2nd P S N: you
2nd P S A: ip
2nd P S Da: uf
2nd P P N: y'all
2nd P P A: ither
2nd P P Da: forn
3rd P S N: he/she/it
3rd P S A: fot
3rd P S Da: lor
3rd P P N: they
3rd P P A: them
3rd P P Da: Fenne
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I propose these changes.
We contract as much words as possible while still having apparent and distinct sounds of the words in order to identify them. It should not be done arbitrarily, but one should strive for clarity and harmony upon contracting words.
IE.
W'ontr' a'uc' w'or'asp 'ile sti'avin'app' 'n'dis'nc so'of t'wor'in ord'to iden'em. (We will consequently be able to communicate even more in one lifetime!)
Commas are optional in this special case.
We will also change the word "the", based on case.
Nominative: Plain old The, however, contracted to "Th'" and unvoiced when next to a word starting with a vowel.
Accusative: Thet - if next to another word beginning with D, you change the last T to a "B"
Dative: Thor (Voiced TH)
EXAMPLES
I hate thet dog
OR
I'at th'og.
I'stgave thor flowers to my mothere.
I'stgav' Tho'wers to my mothere. (noun changes introduced in next section)
NOUN CHANGES
All nouns (or pronouns), if they have a sex, and are female will have an -E attached to them at the end if they are smaller than you, and an -A attached to them if they are bigger. This will help us visualize whatever you are talking about, even if we have never seen it and let us put things into perspective without thinking about it or having former knowledge. If they are about the same size, you simply leave it.
For males however, you attach an -O if they are smaller, and a -THO, if they are LARGER. This includes personal pronouns, such as your name.
Objects with no sex will be ended with -po if smaller, and -oss if bigger.
If you are unsure of size, simply add -con
If you want to say it about one other person, you use -KO if male and smaller, and -SO if male and bigger. For female, you use -LO if bigger, and -MON if smaller. At the end of the sentence, you must specify who it is (first name, or name of animal) and their height with special abbreviations.
IE. She is my lovemon Charles 5F5 (Five shortened is Fi', so this would be pronounced FiFfi, pronounce both f's in each syllable.)
If the noun is abstract, simply add -EX
ALSO:
IE. The earththo(th is pronounced in two separate syllables) beon huge!
DESIRE
If you want to do something, you add ist- to the beginning of the verb or noun. If a direct object is included, the DO comes directly after the verb.
Remember, size only includes height!
IE.
I'stkisset! (If the previous word begins with a vowel, you contract the them)
This would completely erase the awful confusion foreigners have upon attempting to learn the subjunctive.
HATE
If you want to express hate, you add od- to the beginning of the verb or noun.
for example.
I'dexcercising (I is pronounced "EEH" when the pitbulle (pitbulluh) is outside, it scares me dead!
VERB CHANGES
New conjugation rules as follows for present indicative (all verbs are regular, to help others learn the language easily):
1st P S: -no
1st P P: INFINITIVE
2nd P S: -fo
2nd P P: INFINITIVE
3rd P S: -on
3rd P P: -INFINITIVE
IE. I'stateno applepo. ( want to eat an apple)
OR
I'st'ap'po.
CHANGES TO "A"
Nom. - A
Acc. - On
Dat. - uL (raising pitch and volume on L)
HUMOROUS FORM - The purpose is to tell the person you are clearly joking, especially useful when voice can only be inferred.
Add flo- to all personal nouns/pronouns that are being pointed at.
IE.
Hahahah! floheo isthiton himself! That (Hahaha, I wanted him to hit himself and he did!)
RULES:
You must always include any diminutive noun-endings in their complete form!
NEW PRONOUNS:
1st P S N: I
1st P S A: et
1st P S Da: di
1st P P N: we
1st P P A: id
1st P P Da: noz
2nd P S N: you
2nd P S A: ip
2nd P S Da: uf
2nd P P N: y'all
2nd P P A: ither
2nd P P Da: forn
3rd P S N: he/she/it
3rd P S A: fot
3rd P S Da: lor
3rd P P N: they
3rd P P A: them
3rd P P Da: Fenne
Feel free to contribute contributions you see necessary.
OR
Istfeel freex to contribute contributionex youcon seefo neccssary.