who were the Retard Rock top bands

I nominate Limp Bizkit (spelling error, should be Biscuit).  Most famous for a song about being angry at a chick and shouting about her "cookie" which is supposed to mean cunt.

metallica

>>2
After 1988, indeed.

Simple Plan.  They make /r9k/ look emotionally mature by comparison

>>4
scooby doo theme was nice though

>>2
I grew up listening to Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, etc.; I'm surprised you kids know about shit like that.

>>6
sucks to be you.

>>7
Yes, being old does suck. I recommend avoiding it if at all possible.

>>1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE

>>8
Build a time machine to become young again.

>>10
what are you, some kind of treehugging pot-smoking commune-dwelling hippie?

My method involves yelling. If I see a hot woman, I yell "HOT WOMAN!" and point at her. Then I yell at other competing males to stay away, because this hot woman is mine. After that, I just generally yell and drink whiskey. Yell yell yell. Finally, I go up to the hot woman and yell right in her face, thus turning her on. Later on, we yell during sex.

>>11
Not at all, sir. But to be young again would be grand.