How Weeaboo are you?

Gentlemen! Are you a normal person or are you a weeaboo faggot? Answer "yes" or "no" to each of the following questions to let this quiz decide for you. (Other editors, feel free to contribute to this list. One must be ever-vigilant to keep an updated study of these failed Waptards.)

    * Do you buy/read manga?
          o Have you ever enjoyed/thought of enjoying said manga?
    * Are you done with the manga and moving on to Japanese novels? (translated into English, of course)
    * Do you watch/have you ever watched/thought of watching animu?
          o Have you ever enjoyed/ever thought of enjoying any animu of any sort?
    * Watched every movie in the Foreign Films Japan section at Netflix?
    * Do you go to Azn food markets?
    * DESU?
    * Do you have a DeviantART account?
          o If so, do you contribute lots and lots of animu fanart?
          o Was any of it furry art?
          o Yaoi?
    * Have you ever yiffed?
          o Was it to a babyfur? If so, you may also be a pedophile.
    * Have you fapped today?
          o Was it to Azn porn?
          o Hentai?
          o Yuri?
          o Tentacle hentai?
    * Do you have at least 2 animu posters in your room?
          o Do you not know what wallpaper you have because of the amount of animu posters in your room?
    * Do you argue with your friends about animu?
          o Do you win these arguments?
          o Do you get butthurt when you lose these arguments and try to find evidence that proves you're right for the following week?
    * Do you go to Japanese food restaurants just because they’re Japanese?
    * Do you spend hours on myfamily.com searching for ancient Japanese ancestors that don't exist?
    * Have you tried learning Japanese for a reason other than business?
          o Was it just to watch animu or read manga?
          o Was it to watch/read hentai?
          o Are you going to create a translation blog?
    * Did one of your Japanese friends comment on how bad you were butchering the language? (Provided you have any in the first place.)
    * Have you been to an animu/hentai con?
          o Have you worked at a con?
    * Have you ever made an AMV?
          o Was it a Narutard AMV?
    * Do you own a Narutard headband?
    * Have you ever subbed anything for Dattebayo or the like, or are you attempting to study Japanese just so you can sub for some failed subbing group?
    * Do you have any clothes with animu characters printed on them?
          o Is this most/all of your clothing?
    * Do you own a katana?
    * Are you the only white person in your kendo class?
    * Are you relaxing right now on your futon, wearing a yutaka?
          o Are you now saying, "Baka! Baka! It's YUKATA!!"
    * Do you use chopsticks instead of a knife and fork?
    * Do you use the ^_^, T_T, ., etc. expressions?
    * Do you have 'chan', 'neko', 'desu', 'kawaii,' 'miko' or other Weeaboo additives in your nicknames?
          o Do you demand your friends to call you by this?
          o Is it on your car's license plate?
          o If you answered yes to the above, put your car in reverse and let it roll over you
    * Do you have a fetish for Azn men/women?
          o You know what physical characteristics distinguish the Japanese from other azns - amirite?
    * Do you squeal when you're in a store and you see something that's 'totally kawaii'?
    * Do you browse 2chan, 4chan, 7chan, 420chan etc?
          o Are you a full-blown /b/tard?
    * Is a cat fine too?
    * Is it awwwright?
    * Have you ever enjoyed a Japanese product or thought of doing so?
    * Can you choose the sushi-grade tuna every time while blindfolded?
    * If you are female, do you make kawaii neko sounds while being pounded at full force in the vagina, ass, and mouth?
    * Do you own a Gaia account?
    * Are the words baka, kawaii, sugoi, or DESU part of your daily vocabulary?
    * You answer the phone, 'moshi moshi,' even though no one, except other weeaboos, know what the fuck you're talking about
    * Do you make tabs of JROCK or J-POP songs?
    * Are you familiar with any famous Japanese dance choreography?
          o Does it include Caramelldansen <- Okay, guys, this is Swedish, not Japanese, you fuckholes! ( don't care its still a weeaboo meme), Otagei, Motteke! Sailor Fuku, or Hare Hare Yukai?
    * Do you play Final Fantasy?
    * Is your username Honto Kawaii Neko Chan?
          o If yes for the earlier, do not go further and immediately jump off a bridge to save humanity
    * Have you ever complained about how the translations of anime/manga/video games don't match their Japanese counterparts?
          o Was it because they didn't match the fanslations?
    * Is 'Kyo' on your MySpace friends list?
          o Do you think she (in the loosest sense of the word) is attractive?
    * Do you own a Dollfie?
    * やらないか？
    * いやいや実際にこれが読めますか？読むにはかなり時間がかかりますか？だったら、お前は単なるWeabooに過ぎないよ！ (^O^)<===3 (click the penis to Google translate this sentence)
          o Did you just Google translate the above Japanese sentences since you MUST know what it's saying and it's moar than the one Japanese word you know?
          o Did you make any corrections to the any of the above Japanese sentences to make them more "authentic"?
    * Do you have an account on Mixi, Ameba, or any other Japanese language networking site?
          o Does the registration page require you Confirm residence IN Japan?
          o Did you have to follow another weeaboo's directions in order to fill out said registration form?
    * Have you ever gotten the ban hammer from JapanToday for arguing with the gaijin?
    * Did you become butthurt by this quiz and try to change the scoring section explanation from "any of these questions" to "most of these questions"?
          o Did you create an account to ED just to do the following above?
          o Did you add to the list in order to FURTHER incriminate yourself?
    * Is Kairu-kun on your MySpace friends list?
    * Do you now, or have you ever, considered or set your cell phone to Tokyo time?
    * Is your lifelong dream to live in Japan™?
    * Do you follow pikachu on twitter?
    * Do you have a youtube like this? http://www.youtube.com/user/MexisxReitaxchan Holy fuck, watching one of her videos literally gave me a headache in pain

Did you read all of that quiz? For the good of mankind, become an hero, you're a weeaboo faggot.

>>40
O rly? Now you have to put up with his shitposting w/o a filter. Idiot.

>>41
Oh well, at least he can't attention whore while he shitposts. Moron.

   * Do you buy/read manga?
I only read manga, online. My first and only manga I actually bought was the Ocarina of Time manga.
         o Have you ever enjoyed/thought of enjoying said manga?
Of course I enjoyed it.
   * Are you done with the manga and moving on to Japanese novels? (translated into English, of course)
No, not really.
   * Do you watch/have you ever watched/thought of watching animu?
I watched different anime since the days it aired in Germany on RTL 2. I know stream anime, currently it's Sailor Moon.
         o Have you ever enjoyed/ever thought of enjoying any animu of any sort?
Yes.
   * Watched every movie in the Foreign Films Japan section at Netflix?
No.
   * Do you go to Azn food markets?
No, but I like wasabi.
   * DESU?
OMG SO KAWAII DESU DESU NE~
   * Do you have a DeviantART account?
Yes.
         o If so, do you contribute lots and lots of animu fanart?
No, I only save my favourites.
         o Was any of it furry art?
Of course no, I'm not a furfag.
         o Yaoi?
I'm not gay.
   * Have you ever yiffed?
Counter question: Have you ever herped so hard, that you derped?
         o Was it to a babyfur? If so, you may also be a pedophile.
See above.
   * Have you fapped today?
No, I don't fap often. But I would fap to...
         o Was it to Azn porn?
...
         o Hentai?
... this, and...
         o Yuri?
...
         o Tentacle hentai?
... this.
   * Do you have at least 2 animu posters in your room?
Yes, 3 or 4 to be exactly.
         o Do you not know what wallpaper you have because of the amount of animu posters in your room?
No.
   * Do you argue with your friends about animu?
Not often.
         o Do you win these arguments?
Yes, I would, if we would argue.
         o Do you get butthurt when you lose these arguments and try to find evidence that proves you're right for the following week?
Sometimes.
   * Do you go to Japanese food restaurants just because they’re Japanese?
I would, if I could. There are no Japanese restaurants in my town. ;_;
   * Do you spend hours on myfamily.com searching for ancient Japanese ancestors that don't exist?
Never heard of this site, and I will not give it a try.
   * Have you tried learning Japanese for a reason other than business?
Like I will ever understand the Japanese language.
         o Was it just to watch animu or read manga?
If I could, I would.
         o Was it to watch/read hentai?
See above.
         o Are you going to create a translation blog?
No.
   * Did one of your Japanese friends comment on how bad you were butchering the language? (Provided you have any in the first place.)
I have no Japanese friend.
   * Have you been to an animu/hentai con?
Sadly not.
         o Have you worked at a con?
No.
   * Have you ever made an AMV?
No.
         o Was it a Narutard AMV?
I can't understand all the hatred on Naruto. Sure, it's overrated, but it's a nice show.
   * Do you own a Narutard headband?
No.
   * Have you ever subbed anything for Dattebayo or the like, or are you attempting to study Japanese just so you can sub for some failed subbing group?
No.
   * Do you have any clothes with animu characters printed on them?
Only 1, and it's only "half" anime. It's from a cool webcomic called Tainted Ink. and the character is Reiko..
         o Is this most/all of your clothing?
No.
   * Do you own a katana?
I would, if weapons weren't illegal.
   * Are you the only white person in your kendo class?
I don't even do kendo.
   * Are you relaxing right now on your futon, wearing a yutaka?
I don't get it.
         o Are you now saying, "Baka! Baka! It's YUKATA!!"
No. But thanks for the actual word.
   * Do you use chopsticks instead of a knife and fork?
No.
   * Do you use the ^_^, T_T, ., etc. expressions?
No, only 4chan approved ones, like :3 or ;_;.
   * Do you have 'chan', 'neko', 'desu', 'kawaii,' 'miko' or other Weeaboo additives in your nicknames?
Nope.
         o Do you demand your friends to call you by this?
No.
         o Is it on your car's license plate?
That would be a good idea...
         o If you answered yes to the above, put your car in reverse and let it roll over you
I don't have a car, haha.
   * Do you have a fetish for Azn men/women?
Yes, Asian girls are very pretty and cute.
         o You know what physical characteristics distinguish the Japanese from other azns - amirite?
Not really.
   * Do you squeal when you're in a store and you see something that's 'totally kawaii'?
Of course not.
   * Do you browse 2chan, 4chan, 7chan, 420chan etc?
4chan only, rarely 2chan. I only browse other *chans when I'm banned.
         o Are you a full-blown /b/tard?
Yes, but /vp/ is my second home.
   * Is a cat fine too?
Yes, though the meme is dead.
   * Is it awwwright?
Dead meme.
   * Have you ever enjoyed a Japanese product or thought of doing so?
Yes.
   * Can you choose the sushi-grade tuna every time while blindfolded?
I don't know.
   * If you are female, do you make kawaii neko sounds while being pounded at full force in the vagina, ass, and mouth?
I would.
   * Do you own a Gaia account?
Hell, no.
   * Are the words baka, kawaii, sugoi, or DESU part of your daily vocabulary?
Only baka and desu, mostly when I troll.
   * You answer the phone, 'moshi moshi,' even though no one, except other weeaboos, know what the fuck you're talking about
Lulz, that's a fucked up idea.
   * Do you make tabs of JROCK or J-POP songs?
No.
   * Are you familiar with any famous Japanese dance choreography?
Not really.
         o Does it include Caramelldansen <- Okay, guys, this is Swedish, not Japanese, you fuckholes! ( don't care its still a weeaboo meme), Otagei, Motteke! Sailor Fuku, or Hare Hare Yukai?
Yes.
   * Do you play Final Fantasy?
Yes.
   * Is your username Honto Kawaii Neko Chan?
No.
         o If yes for the earlier, do not go further and immediately jump off a bridge to save humanity
Lol, okay.
   * Have you ever complained about how the translations of anime/manga/video games don't match their Japanese counterparts?
Yes, because it's often censored in the final versions.
         o Was it because they didn't match the fanslations?
No.
   * Is 'Kyo' on your MySpace friends list?
What's a "MySpace"?
         o Do you think she (in the loosest sense of the word) is attractive?
I don't know her.
   * Do you own a Dollfie?
No.
   * やらないか？
What are you talking about?
   * いやいや実際にこれが読めますか？読むにはかなり時間がかかりますか？だったら、お前は単なるWeabooに過ぎないよ！ (^O^)<===3 (click the penis to Google translate this sentence)
Wat.
         o Did you just Google translate the above Japanese sentences since you MUST know what it's saying and it's moar than the one Japanese word you know?
Yes. It was complete rubbish.
         o Did you make any corrections to the any of the above Japanese sentences to make them more "authentic"?
No.
   * Do you have an account on Mixi, Ameba, or any other Japanese language networking site?
Pixiv.
         o Does the registration page require you Confirm residence IN Japan?
No.
         o Did you have to follow another weeaboo's directions in order to fill out said registration form?
Yes...
   * Have you ever gotten the ban hammer from JapanToday for arguing with the gaijin?
No. I don't even know what a Gaijin is.
   * Did you become butthurt by this quiz and try to change the scoring section explanation from "any of these questions" to "most of these questions"?
No.
         o Did you create an account to ED just to do the following above?
No.
         o Did you add to the list in order to FURTHER incriminate yourself?
No.
   * Is Kairu-kun on your MySpace friends list?
No.
   * Do you now, or have you ever, considered or set your cell phone to Tokyo time?
No.
   * Is your lifelong dream to live in Japan™?
It would be freaking awesome.
   * Do you follow pikachu on twitter?
No.
   * Do you have a youtube like this? http://www.youtube.com/user/MexisxReitaxchan Holy fuck, watching one of her videos literally gave me a headache in pain
Lulz, no.

>Did you read all of that quiz? For the good of mankind, become an hero, you're a weeaboo faggot.
;_;

>>43
Fuck off, necromancer. Suck my dubs.

   * Do you buy/read manga?
I read it, but I never buy it. Just download it.
         o Have you ever enjoyed/thought of enjoying said manga?
It's okay I guess.
   * Are you done with the manga and moving on to Japanese novels? (translated into English, of course)
No.
   * Do you watch/have you ever watched/thought of watching animu?
Yes. But once again, I only download it. I'd never actually spend money on it.
         o Have you ever enjoyed/ever thought of enjoying any animu of any sort?
Some of it's okay, a lot of it is shit though.
   * Watched every movie in the Foreign Films Japan section at Netflix?
I don't use Netflix.
   * Do you go to Azn food markets?
No.
   * DESU?
How am I supposed to respond to this?
   * Do you have a DeviantART account?
Fuck no.
         o If so, do you contribute lots and lots of animu fanart?
No.
         o Was any of it furry art?
Yiff in hell.
         o Yaoi?
No.
   * Have you ever yiffed?
No.
         o Was it to a babyfur? If so, you may also be a pedophile.
No.
   * Have you fapped today?
No.
         o Was it to Azn porn?
No.
         o Hentai?
No.
         o Yuri?
No.
         o Tentacle hentai?
No.
   * Do you have at least 2 animu posters in your room?
No, none at all.
         o Do you not know what wallpaper you have because of the amount of animu posters in your room?
No.
   * Do you argue with your friends about animu?
I don't have friends, and even if I did I wouldn't discuss anime with them.
         o Do you win these arguments?
I don't have said arguments in the first place.
         o Do you get butthurt when you lose these arguments and try to find evidence that proves you're right for the following week?
I don't have said arguments in the first place.
   * Do you go to Japanese food restaurants just because they’re Japanese?
I hate Japanese food.
   * Do you spend hours on myfamily.com searching for ancient Japanese ancestors that don't exist?
Never even knew that site existed.
   * Have you tried learning Japanese for a reason other than business?
No.
         o Was it just to watch animu or read manga?
No.
         o Was it to watch/read hentai?
No.
         o Are you going to create a translation blog?
No.
   * Did one of your Japanese friends comment on how bad you were butchering the language? (Provided you have any in the first place.)
No.
   * Have you been to an animu/hentai con?
No, and I never will.
         o Have you worked at a con?
No, and I never will.
   * Have you ever made an AMV?
No, and I never will.
         o Was it a Narutard AMV?
No. I don't even like Naruto.
   * Do you own a Narutard headband?
No.
   * Have you ever subbed anything for Dattebayo or the like, or are you attempting to study Japanese just so you can sub for some failed subbing group?
No.
   * Do you have any clothes with animu characters printed on them?
No.
         o Is this most/all of your clothing?
No.
   * Do you own a katana?
No.
   * Are you the only white person in your kendo class?
No, I don't even take kendo, or any other martial arts for that matter.
   * Are you relaxing right now on your futon, wearing a yutaka?
Fuck no.
         o Are you now saying, "Baka! Baka! It's YUKATA!!"
I don't even know the difference. 
  * Do you use chopsticks instead of a knife and fork?
No.
   * Do you use the ^_^, T_T, ., etc. expressions?
No.
   * Do you have 'chan', 'neko', 'desu', 'kawaii,' 'miko' or other Weeaboo additives in your nicknames?
No.
        o Do you demand your friends to call you by this?
I don't have friends, but if I did I wouldn't want them to call me any of that.
         o Is it on your car's license plate?
I don't own a car (I use public transportation), but if I did have a car I wouldn't get any sort of novelty license plate, weeaboo or otherwise.
         o If you answered yes to the above, put your car in reverse and let it roll over you
Ha.
   * Do you have a fetish for Azn men/women?
No. I like white girls.
         o You know what physical characteristics distinguish the Japanese from other azns - amirite?
Slanty eyes?
   * Do you squeal when you're in a store and you see something that's 'totally kawaii'?
No.
   * Do you browse 2chan, 4chan, 7chan, 420chan etc?
Yes.
         o Are you a full-blown /b/tard?
/b/ is shit.
   * Is a cat fine too?
Memes are shit.
   * Is it awwwright?
Memes are shit.
   * Have you ever enjoyed a Japanese product or thought of doing so?
Not that I know of.
   * Can you choose the sushi-grade tuna every time while blindfolded?
I hate sushi.
   * If you are female, do you make kawaii neko sounds while being pounded at full force in the vagina, ass, and mouth?
I'm male and wouldn't make ``kawaii neko sounds''.
   * Do you own a Gaia account?
No.
   * Are the words baka, kawaii, sugoi, or DESU part of your daily vocabulary?
No.
   * You answer the phone, 'moshi moshi,' even though no one, except other weeaboos, know what the fuck you're talking about
No.
   * Do you make tabs of JROCK or J-POP songs?
No.
   * Are you familiar with any famous Japanese dance choreography?
No.
         o Does it include Caramelldansen <- Okay, guys, this is Swedish, not Japanese, you fuckholes! ( don't care its still a weeaboo meme), Otagei, Motteke! Sailor Fuku, or Hare Hare Yukai?
No.
   * Do you play Final Fantasy?
No.
   * Is your username Honto Kawaii Neko Chan?
No.
         o If yes for the earlier, do not go further and immediately jump off a bridge to save humanity
Not applicable.
   * Have you ever complained about how the translations of anime/manga/video games don't match their Japanese counterparts?
No.
         o Was it because they didn't match the fanslations?
No.
   * Is 'Kyo' on your MySpace friends list?
I don't use MySpace.
         o Do you think she (in the loosest sense of the word) is attractive?
Who?
   * Do you own a Dollfie?
I don't even know what that is.
   * やらないか？
I can't read moonrunes.
   * いやいや実際にこれが読めますか？読むにはかなり時間がかかりますか？だったら、お前は単なるWeabooに過ぎないよ！ (^O^)<===3 (click the penis to Google translate this sentence)
I can't be bothered to use Google Translate for it.
         o Did you just Google translate the above Japanese sentences since you MUST know what it's saying and it's moar than the one Japanese word you know?
No.
         o Did you make any corrections to the any of the above Japanese sentences to make them more "authentic"?
No.
   * Do you have an account on Mixi, Ameba, or any other Japanese language networking site?
No.
         o Does the registration page require you Confirm residence IN Japan?
I wouldn't know.
         o Did you have to follow another weeaboo's directions in order to fill out said registration form?
Not applicable.
   * Have you ever gotten the ban hammer from JapanToday for arguing with the gaijin?
No.
   * Did you become butthurt by this quiz and try to change the scoring section explanation from "any of these questions" to "most of these questions"?
No.
         o Did you create an account to ED just to do the following above?
No.
         o Did you add to the list in order to FURTHER incriminate yourself?
No.
   * Is Kairu-kun on your MySpace friends list?
No, don't use MySpace.
   * Do you now, or have you ever, considered or set your cell phone to Tokyo time?
No.
   * Is your lifelong dream to live in Japan™?
No.
   * Do you follow pikachu on twitter?
No.
   * Do you have a youtube like this? http://www.youtube.com/user/MexisxReitaxchan Holy fuck, watching one of her videos literally gave me a headache in pain
No.
>Did you read all of that quiz? For the good of mankind, become an hero, you're a weeaboo faggot.
Nope.avi

Overall, I read manga occasionally and sometimes watch anime too. But I just torrent it. If I couldn't get it for free, I wouldn't even bother. I have spent a total of $0.00 on anime and manga. It's mildly entertaining, just a way to pass the time, I suppose. I don't give a shit about the Japanese language or Japanese culture or any shit like that. Just anime and manga. Does that make me a weeaboo? I think not.

Come at me, /lounge/.

まんこｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

fucking niggers
>>22

>>47
Dude, what the hell?  Do you tongue your mother with that mouth?

>>48
Fuck off, autismo.

This list is from ED, hence why there's a lot hatred, and a lack of understanding of the subject.
>>43
You're not a Japanophile, dude, you're just a 4chan user.
Stop using those god damn /vp/ 13 year old girl emoticons, though.
Also stop wanting to live in japan, it's not that great a place; you should definitely visit though, as it's fun as all hell.
But if you don't drop these stupid parts of your personality I'm going to have to slap the shit out of you.

Also, what the fuck is wrong with owning a samurai sword? What's next? If I have a longsword I'm an Anglophile?

>>49
Listen here, jerkface.

>>51
eat shit, fag

>>52
Don't part your butt cheeks at me, you crazy queer

>>53
lick my anus