Name: Anonymous 2009-12-28 14:46
How many of you can honestly say that you sour a room the second you step through the door? I can confidently say that whenever I walk into a room I absolutely devastate it. I'm serious.
Ninety-nine percent chance that after surveying said room, I'm:
- the worst looking
- the worst dressed and least stylish
- the least confident
- the least charming
- the shortest (or one of the shortest, i'm 5'2")
- the least cultured and articulate
- the least quick-witted
- the least socially active
- and the least successful with the opposite sex
No matter what the 'room' is; a classroom, lounge, club, workplace or store, I'll have all eyes averted away from me.
How many of you can honestly say this?
When was the last time any of you looked at an attractive female and didn't immediately rub yourselves?
Ninety-nine percent chance that after surveying said room, I'm:
- the worst looking
- the worst dressed and least stylish
- the least confident
- the least charming
- the shortest (or one of the shortest, i'm 5'2")
- the least cultured and articulate
- the least quick-witted
- the least socially active
- and the least successful with the opposite sex
No matter what the 'room' is; a classroom, lounge, club, workplace or store, I'll have all eyes averted away from me.
How many of you can honestly say this?
When was the last time any of you looked at an attractive female and didn't immediately rub yourselves?