New Year's 1k GET child thread

From 14:00 /lounge/ time, with 83 posts to go, we can only make 1.43103448 posts per hour on average! Your noble efforts are recognised, but please post sparingly!

I think we can all agree that it would be most magnificent if we flooded the thread with 1k+gets at midnight, and I think we can also all agree that this plan will inevitably be ruined, but we can at least hope and pray to Slaanesh.

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It is meant to hold in the ass smell so women will know that you are a man. I like to wipe my fingers in my asscrack when it is all sweaty and then sniff them. It is an addiction. I go for long walks purely to build up sweat in my crack for sniffing. Am I normal?