How many of you can honestly say this

How many of you can honestly say that you own a room the second you step through the door? I can confidently say that whenever I walk into a room I absolutely dominate it. I'm serious.

Ninety-nine percent chance that after surveying said room, I'm:

- the best looking
- the best dressed and most stylish
- the most confident
- the most charming
- the tallest (or one of the tallest, i'm 6'2")
- the most cultured and articulate
- the most quick-witted
- the most socially active
- and the most successful with the opposite sex

No matter what the 'room' is; a classroom, lounge, club, workplace or store, I'll have all eyes on me.

How many of you can honestly say this?

When was the last time any of you looked at an attractive female and didn't immediately defecate yourselves?

That would mean something if the only rooms through whose doors you step are the kitchen, the basement, and the bathroom.

There's a ninety-nine perfect chance I'm the person in the room least likely to give a shit.

OP is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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* RedCream