Or should I say... Pun Appreciation thread? Because this thread is for pun appreciation. Post some great puns for us to laugh along to, inside this thread.
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Anonymous2009-12-27 22:07
I was at a hotel recently where the was a chess convention for christmas, and the players were all bragging about their prowess in the entrance as I was checking in.
I love chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Anonymous2009-12-27 22:08
Two fat guys walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says ‘You're round’.
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Anonymous2009-12-27 22:15
Why do black people year baggy trousers?
Because their knee grows.
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Anonymous2009-12-27 22:31
A monk buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a 100 dollar bill which the vendor duly pockets.
The surprised monk asks "Where the fuck is my change?"
The vendor replies "Change must come from within."