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i'm serious.

Name: RedCream 2009-12-26 18:24

Do you think ugly, unkempt, and unsophisticated people are jealous of studs like myself?

think about it.

when i'm walking down the street, my sophistication is immediately discernible to even a casual observer, from my fashion -- which is always forward-thinking and never trendy -- to the way i comport myself.

when people hear me speak, they're stunned, my deep enunciation and flawless articulacy tickling their unlearned minds.

"huh?"

"how is that possible?"

"who is that handsome man?"

"is he someone important?"

i'm a rare breed. handsome, brilliant, driven, moral, sensitive, eloquent, perfect teeth, well-read, curious about life, immaculately dressed, industrious, and i pay careful attention to hygiene.

i've noticed, of late, the puzzled eyes of strangers trained upon my every step.

i can't help what i've become, and i wonder if i have truly matured into a model of what lesser men envy.

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