So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Your jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.

Friends is GAY. The only thing that makes it bearable for morons is the canned laughter, which tells their simple brqins that other people are laughing, so they must be amused too.
If I were made king of the world, I would ban canned laughter on all programs. The friends would eb shown for the sham it is - it would just be a program full of bad jokes and uncomfortable silences after each one.
Which would probably make it funnier.