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been sipping sake all evening

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 15:49

Slowly sipping small 2-3 ounce glasses. Shit goes down like water, then hits from nowhere... kinda like RedBull + captain morgan, but a lot less brutal.

Still, getting waaaaay tipsy...

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 15:54

You're totally Japanese now dude. Highfive!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 16:16

Quit raiding your daddy's booze supply! He needs it to carry him through his misanthropic slave existence.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 16:53

>>2
Nah, if that were the case he would have said nihonshu, sake just means alcoholic beverage.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 17:12

Is your face turning red?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 23:38

Anyway, I come home and this guy is just loving this new loveseat my wife got.  He says to me, "your wife has the nicest softest seat I ever sunk myself into."  I said, "pardon?"  I didn't even head fake him -- I upper cutted him, straight righted him, flurried him, solar plexed him, and he's lying on the ground and I say to him, "hey pal is that your-wife-has-the-nicest-softest-seat-I-ever-sunk-myself-into enough for you?"  Ever since I been the champ.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 17:51

I drank like a whole bottle of Sake once in like an hour. I could still stand and I'm not that tough of a drinker.

Name: nigga-san !!XL6WPhZLMZnb9IY 2009-12-23 1:55

|Fuck you nigga-san!|
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