Yo! going out in Tokyo need advice

Sadly most of you wapanese know this city better than me, where do you recommend?

No not fucking temples or crap like that, and I dont want to eat sushi or experience japan. I just want to get wasted and check out hot chicks and party.

Know any good places?

Find a drunk, barely conscious slut on the streets and carry her to your lair. Trust me, this will work. I saw it in a porn video linked on /jp/ the other day, which makes me an expert.