Jesus in 2009

If Jesus is reincarnated as someone today, who would it be?  Possible candidates:

- Warren Buffett
- Lady Gaga
- Madoff
- Chris Hansen
- Miley Cyrus
- Bill Gates
- Tiger Woods

Anyone else?

>>23
Hi. I see you never waste an opportunity to spread your egocentric tripcode attention whoring at the drop of a hat.