Jesus in 2009

If Jesus is reincarnated as someone today, who would it be?  Possible candidates:

- Warren Buffett
- Lady Gaga
- Madoff
- Chris Hansen
- Miley Cyrus
- Bill Gates
- Tiger Woods

Anyone else?

>>9
which part of "GTFO" is uninteligible for you?

>>9
Oh and by the way (#10 and #5 here) - i am not #7 or #8 ... shocked, eh ... you are not welcome here, GET-THE-FUCK-OUT