How to stop a Taser

I'm wondering what would be a good way to defend against tasers.

Would wearing a wetsuit under your regular clothes work?
Or perhaps stitching sheets of rubber into like a jacket or something?

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Rubber won't work.  Sure it's nonconductive, but a metal barb the size of a #8 fish hook traveling at 170fps will pierce a standard wet suit, and all but the thickest sheet rubber, so the real issue is the permeability of the protective garment.  Your best bet is gonna be lightweight kevlar.  But wearing body armor in anticipation of a tasing seems kind of excessive, is illegal in many places, and could be considered prima facie evidence of intent to resist arrest and god knows what else they would want to pin on you.  When dealing with "law enforcement" you only have three real options.  1.  Cooperate fully and as respectfully as is possible.  Pigs are always insecure and will usually remain calm and hurt you less if you kiss their asses.  2.  Flee.  This option is usually major fail, and since you've "disobeyed", the pigs will take it as a personal attack on their authority, dignity, and egos, and will "punish" you for this attack when they catch you.  3.  Take them out.  Fast.  If this step is necessary you'll know it going into the situation, usually before they do, and have the advantage.
Back to taser defense.  The standard taser has 25ft.(8m) leads.  If you can stay out, or move out of that range you have a chance.  If you can tie up the lead by rolling yourself around "taking up" the leads until the weapon is pulled out of the pigs hands... but let's be real.  You're pretty screwed.  Here's more bad news.  There's a new and improved taser on the horizon that's wireless, and has a 100 foot range.  So thank you very much, all you fucking pussies who let the politicians and media scare you so shitless that you've allowed an army of sadistic, poor excuses for humanity to be deployed on our streets, each armed with a handgun, a club, an electronic torture machine, and a can of a chemical weapon.

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