Envying the old-timers

Does anyone else envy people who are in their late 50s-early 60s now?

Every time I see a guy about that age, who looks like he was handsome at the time, I'm thinking "you lucky fucker."

Free love. All the pussy they wanted. None of the bullshit mating rituals of today. No bitches stuck to their iphones and ignoring everything else, you could talk to them and fuck them.

The sexual revolution. They got to experience it and I don't.

They fucked all they wanted
They did all of the drugs they wanted
They burned their draft cards


Then they sold out our country, pump-and-dumped the stock market, moved to the suburbs, and discovered Christian guilt.

They gave us a worthless dollar, AIDS, HPV, destroyed the family structure, and put all the kids on meds.