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snappy comebacks to rude cocksuckers

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 23:35

I really can not abide rudeness.  Certainly not from drunken strangers.  Keep your comments to yourself, wobbler.  Anyhow, comebacks:

Why don't you go and suck your mama's cock.

Hold on, my phone is buzzing.  *Hold hand to ear as if it is a phone* Yes?  You want to speak to a Mr. Asshole?  -- It's for you.  *bring hand out with a middle finger up*

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 23:46

fail. GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 2:04

>>2
Listen here, jerkface.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 2:47

>>3
Step down, motherfucker.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 3:09

>>4
How would you like this pencil sticking out the side of your neck.  [credit to Dan Akroyd as Bob Dole]

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 5:04

I was under the impression people in Pet Island shared my love of adorable cat antics. Fuck a cactus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 12:02

>>5
How about I take that pencil, break it in half, and then carve out a new asshole for you!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-21 10:45

*touches penis*

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 0:03

hmmmm...what would i enjoy? skull fucking you with a razor strap on and then fapping o.o

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 0:54

Why are Americans so damn obnoxious? It's like they don't even realise how irritating they are.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 3:07

>>10
I agree. And I'm an American myself. Bunch of good-for-nothing, foul-mouthed, pig disgusting ingrates around me. There are very few caring people in this country anymore. Exactly the reason why it's going down the drain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:25

>>11
아메리칸 역겨운 돼지

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:37

>>12
But pigs are delicious!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:41

>>13
   I'M A KOREAN
   SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
   AMERICAN IS PIG
   DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
   DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
   AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
   GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
   FUCKING U.S.A

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:42

>>14
   I'M A AMERICAN
   SON OF A BITCH KOREAN
   KOREAN IS PIG
   DO YOU WANT RICE?
   DO YOU WANT STARCRAFT?
   KOREAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
   KIM JONG-IL IS A MURDERER
   FUCKING KOREA

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:46

>>15
   I'M A ISRAELI
   SON OF A BITCH GERMAN
   GERMAN IS PIG
   DO YOU WANT HOLOCAUST?
   DO YOU WANT RACIAL PURITY?
   GERMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
   ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER
   FUCKING GERMANY

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:46

>>16
   I'M HITLER
   SON OF A BITCH CHURCHILL
   STALIN IS PIG
   DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR?
   DO YOU WANT TOTAL VICTORY?
   JEWS IS PIG DISGUSTING
   ROOSEVELT IS A MURDERER
   FUCKING ALLIES

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:47

>>17
   I'M A NIGGER
   SON OF A BITCH WHITEY
   WHITEY IS PIG
   DO YOU WANT A LYNCH?
   DO YOU WANT A KLAN RALLY?
   WHITEY IS PIG DISGUSTING
   HAL TURNER IS A MURDERER
   FUCKING HONKEYS

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:47

>>18
   I'M A 4CHAN
   SON OF A BITCH /b/TARD
   /b/TARD IS PIG
   DO YOU WANT A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP?
   DO YOU WANT A WORK IN THE MORNING?
   /b/TARD IS PIG DISGUSTING
   SNACKS IS A MURDERER
   FUCKING /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:49

>>19
   I'M A JEDI
   SON OF A BITCH EMPIRE
   PALPATINE IS PIG
   DO YOU WANT WHITE PIECE ARMOR?
   DO YOU WANT PLANET DESTROYING LASER?
   GRAND MOFF TARKIN IS PIG DISGUSTING
   DARTH VADER IS A NIGGER
   FUCKING EMPIRE

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:50

>>20
   I'M A PALESTINIAN
   SON OF A BITCH ISRAELI
   ISRAELI IS PIG
   DO YOU WANT MONEY?
   DO YOU WANT MASS MEDIA?
   ISRAELI IS PIG DISGUSTING
   DALIA ITZIK IS A MURDERER
   FUCKING ISRAEL

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 21:51

>>19
   I'M A /b/tard
   SON OF A BITCH 4CHAN
   DO YOU WANT HENTAI?
   DO YOU WANT ANIME?
   4CHAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
   MOOT IS A MURDER
   FUCKING 4CHAN

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 22:07

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