Peeing in the pool

What was the first time you peed in the pool?

I'll go first:

It was a hot summers day and I was bursting for a leak. Though I didn't know where the toilet was. As I slipped into that warm water I felt a gentle release and saw a murky yellow substance emitting from my mid section.

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I wonder if that guy was a regular /lounge/r.  Seemed pretty random...