Post your Best Jokes

Title is pretty self explanatory.

What do you call an epileptic in a pile of leaves?
Russell

What did the man with leprosy say after having sex with a hooker?
Keep the tip.

I don't understand.  Doesn't a server always ``keep the tip''?  How is there a tip if it is not kept?

Why is it so difficult to carry large jars of pickles?
Because they are cucumbersome