Sebastian Anusoid waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were trolls in the /lounge/. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His reports to moot were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Sebastian was an fucking brian for fourteen years. When he was young he was orphaned and he said to stepmother "I want to make /lounge/ an better place!"
Stepmother said "No! You will BE KILL BY BRICKS"
There was a time when he believed her. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the /lounge/ he knew there were trolls.
"This is astral plane" the radio crackered. "You must fight the trolls!"
So Sebastian gotted his content and posted a rap.
"HE GOING TO REPORT US" said the anonymous
"You're an anus!" said the cyberanon and he fired the bricksock. Sebastian NO THANK YOU'd him and tried to insure him he was no anus! But then the bricksock struck and they were trapped and not able to troll.
"No! I must report the trolls" he shouted
The radio said "No, Sebastian. You are the trolls"
And then MILKRIBS was an anus.