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The ballad of milkribs

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 15:09

    Early one morning before the sun did rise
    And the birds sang their sweet song
    Milkribs4k proposed to the fair squire
    She had a false deceitful tongue

    Sir Mannelig, Sir Mannelig won't you marry me
    For all that I'll gladly give you
    You may answer only yes or no
    Will you do so or no

    To you I will give the twelve great steeds
    That graze in a shady grove
    Never has a saddle been mounted on their backs
    Nor had a bit in their mouths

    To you I will give the twelve fine mills
    That stand between Tillo and Terno
    The mill stones are made of the reddest brass
    And the wheels are silver-laden

    To you I will give the gilded sword
    That jingles from fifteen gold rings
    And strike with it in battle as you will
    On the battlefield you will conquer

    To you I will give a brand new shirt
    The lustrous best for to wear
    It is not sewn with needle or thread
    But crocheted of the whitest silk

    Gifts such as these I would gladly receive
    If you were a Christian woman
    But I know you are the worst anus troll
    From the spawn of the Neck and the devil

    Milribs4k ran out the door
    She wailed and she shrieked so loudly
    "Had I gotten that handsome squire
    From my torment I would be free now"

    Sir Mannelig, Sir Mannelig won't you marry me
    For all that I'll gladly give you
    You may answer only yes or no
    Will you do so or no

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 22:47

Beautiful.  I think I'll write a sonnet about him later

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 10:26

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 11:49

Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 15:25

Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-10 4:38

"Herr mannelig is medieval ballad about a desperate troll"
It's relevant even today!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-10 8:23

And then he got hit in the head with a motherfucking brick. Rock me, Amadeus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 15:08

>>7
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-13 15:25

>>1
Lovely song anon. we need more talented folks like you on /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 15:37

>>9
DJapco confirmed as Milkribs (and an anus, obviously).

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 15:41

>>9
Why don't you capitalize the first word in every sentence?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 15:47

>>10-11
Why dont u get a fucking hobby?

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-13 15:57

>>11
What's the big deal? it's just quicker for me. you don't know of my situation in life. thank you.

>>12
Hehe I agree, they seem to be infatuated with me and Milkribs. quite pathetic really.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 15:59

>>12
The jig is up, DJapco!

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-13 16:02

>>14
The jig is up, *Anon!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 16:05

>>15
It is not conventional to wrap the asterisk in the [sup] tags, it's placed high enough already. But you know who does that?

Yep, that's right. Welcome home, anusman.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-13 16:12

>>16
But you know who does that?
Yep, that's right. Loads of people.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 16:37

asterisk, I want you to come down please * thank you

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 16:46

>>17
Not really.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 18:24

>>19
*Yes really.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 18:30

>>16
Actually, MILKRIBS used a little star and puts a space after it, whereas DJapco uses an asterisk and doesn't have a space. See here-

http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1240253908/21

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 18:45

>>21
It's the same character.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-13 18:46

Who pays attention to these things anyhow? I think somebody needs to spend a little time away from the computer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 18:53

>>21
The star you mentioned is the same asterisk, but put in bold and raised. It indeed looks like some kind of a star in Times New Roman, but as for my shitfont, it's just a formatted asterisk

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 19:01

>>23
Ah yes, ignoring proven arguments. I really missed you making me angry.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-13 19:15

>>25
I think it's proven that Milkribs bolded his asterisk my friend. argument over, go troll someone else because you are just wasting your time with these sad little attempts to "prove" I'm Milkribs when you know I'm not. take a little time away from /lounge/ if you need to, nobody will miss you hehe.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 19:20

>>26
Yes yes, true ad hominem, and calling me a "troll". Your gay. Just like the anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 19:26

>>27
u mad?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 19:29

>>28
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 4:39

>>29
████████████

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 5:03

>>30
JEWS

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-14 16:09

>>27
You're an anus! and a troll too hehe.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 0:34

let's lose!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 0:43

>>32
No, you are the troll.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-15 0:44

>>34
Words of a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 1:11

>>35
No, sir. You are the troll. /lounge/ was peaceful before you arrived.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-15 1:17

>>36
Says the troll.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 1:54

>>37
>>36 wasn't me, it was an impostor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 16:42

>>37
Says the anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 6:30

the Says anus

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