Tards Round Table

I just watched a relaxing PBS program where brain scientists talked amongst each other.  It was refreshing to have people who actually know things and have interesting things to say be on the television talking.

So I have an idea for a show:  Tards Round Table.  I want to watch Down's people sitting and talking about things.  Perhaps they discuss the feeling of petting cats for an hour.  Fancy that.

I'm a producer for television and I know what people want, kid.

Trust me on this one. Forget the tards. Too schmaltzy. I'm loving the table. Keep the table. That table's gonna be a star.

Picture this: an hour long shot of a table. Very po-mo. Very kafka-esque. I'm talking high culture. This is it. This is the one. Trust me.