In a year I'm going to be a millionaire

Axe me in a year and I'll say the same thing
Until you find my penniless 90-year old body dead on the floor of my parent's basement.

Hmm...

In a year I'm going to be broke.  Axe me in a year and I'll say the same thing.
Until you find my rich-ass 90-year old body alive on a stack of cash with bitches all over me