>>5
What do you cum in? Oh sorry, anuses don't cum unless it's post-nakadashi.
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Anonymous2009-10-16 7:30
>>6
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the anus has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
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Anonymous2009-10-16 7:57
>>7
Light is everywhere at once, time dilation at the speed of light means photons experience zero time. The anus is a laggard and moves at the speed of a constipated turd, but again it is everywhere at once. Modern physics is still struggling to reconcile these two disparate concepts.
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Anonymous2009-10-16 8:09
>>8
if you believe something is fact than it is fact because your universe can change based on how you interpret it. get what i'm trying to say
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Anonymous2009-10-16 8:36
>>9
Yes, my octopus slaves should be bringing in a hall of fresh virgins. I don't live anywhere near the ocean, but I believe that an octopus can drag a young woman 1000 miles in order to serve me.