Need help getting tickets

Sup /lounge/rs,

I'm in a bit of a shitpickle. I want to go see Rammstein in February in birmingham but standing tickets are sold out [thanks to those wanker scalpers]. If anyone find tickets cheaper than £70, i'd appreciate it.

Also I tried messaging ebay sellers but they wouldn't negotiate.

BUMP purely because there aren't that many VIPPERS, so the probablility of any of them being

1) ENGLISH ...
2) feeling like helping out a fellow WANKER ...
3) to go and see a SHIT band ...
4) in a CRAP town ...
5) for a FUCKTON of money ...

... I just wanna see how desperate you get.

Keep posting, bitch!