Tight pussies suck major ass

Seriously, I've been with this girl for several weeks, yet no sex... why? We can barely get a fucking finger in there.

No matter how much lube or how wet I make her, I can't get in. I'm not even a big-dicked guy, but that shit won't even get 1/3 in there, and she won't trust me enough to let it hurt while I finger her to open her up. It's as if she's not relaxing.

Super tight pussies really piss me off man. Hopefully next time I baby sit her she loosens up a bit. Fuck this shit seriously.

Did you try soaking it in warm water?

>>1
maybe it's a dude

Major ass! What kind of a name is that!

bump

hii guyss, lounge's fail soft"weird" won't let me post a new topic. "please post topics less often" um, epic fail? i haven't posted topic in about several minutes... So I will post my question in this failthread:
If you cannot stand women as people, how are you going to stand a girlfriend ?

>>6
This is probably the most reasonable thing ever posted on lounge

>>6
* hii guysfags, lounge's epic fail soft"weird" won't let me post a new epic topic. "please post topics less often" um, epic fail? i haven't posted topic in about several minutes... So I will post my legendary question in this failthread:
If you cannot stand womenfags as people, how are you going to stand a girlfriendfag ?

If you /b/tardise your posts, please go all the way to 11.

>>8
all the way to 11?

Wait i just got it, epic reference to spinal tap /b/ro, not fail and outdated at all...

>>6
Good question

"up to 11" has an entry in the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary.