Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 0:58
Its time to Choose Your Own Adventure!
Here it is.
Today is the first day of your sophomore year in college. In almost every class you've had since you started going to school here, you always make it a point to sit behind the most attractive girl. This little trick has always managed to play out for the better since cute girls don't really like to pay attention in class and are more easily distracted when they know (or think) that they are being flirted with. Invariably, the girl easily gives you her number and sets up a 'study date,' which you know is really an invitation to fuck.
The lecture today in History class is especially boring, so you flirt with the very cute girl sitting in front of you (her name is Kara) more than usual, turning her on. This girl you know to be fairly heavily into Christianity because she goes to church on Sundays and bible study on Friday nights. Since its Monday and nothing is going on later, you set up a study session at her place.
Its 9 pm by the time you get to Kara's house and all of her roommates are at the library late studying, so its just the two of you. She's wearing cute pink pajama shorts and an oversized sorority sweatshirt. After taking turns reading the book and answering the retarded questions at the end of the chapter, she says that she's getting bored and wants to take a break. You smartly interpret this as an invitation to make a lame suggestion and make her laugh, which she does, then leans in and starts making out with you.
Neither you nor her has any condoms, but since this girl is very attractive, you dim the lights, pull off her shorts, and start eating her out. 'Damn,' you think to yourself, 'this girl has an AMAZING pussy!' You go on have a fun-filled night of hot, steamy sex with this girl.
A month goes by and you haven't heard from nor seen Kara since your wonderful, impromptu night with her. In the back of your mind you know that you didn't really want to be in a relationship with her, but it might have been nice to see her again. Suddenly, out of nowhere, you get a txt from her, telling you that she had to drop out of school to take care of something. And that the 'something' involves you.
Now you get to decide on the following:
a.) Kara is pregnant and is 100% unwilling to get an abortion. You are going to become a father and will have to drop out of college to support this new family that you absolutely do not want. 20 years of your life are going bye-bye and you are going to have to work your ass off at the office-politics game to become a middle manager at some manufacturing firm, only to be forced into retirement at the age of 60 and live a shitty life for the rest of your years with that nasty, cheating whore of a wife that you fucked once when you were in college.
-or-
b.) You get HIV and must live with it for the rest of your life. Your case of HIV never actually turns into AIDS.
Here it is.
Today is the first day of your sophomore year in college. In almost every class you've had since you started going to school here, you always make it a point to sit behind the most attractive girl. This little trick has always managed to play out for the better since cute girls don't really like to pay attention in class and are more easily distracted when they know (or think) that they are being flirted with. Invariably, the girl easily gives you her number and sets up a 'study date,' which you know is really an invitation to fuck.
The lecture today in History class is especially boring, so you flirt with the very cute girl sitting in front of you (her name is Kara) more than usual, turning her on. This girl you know to be fairly heavily into Christianity because she goes to church on Sundays and bible study on Friday nights. Since its Monday and nothing is going on later, you set up a study session at her place.
Its 9 pm by the time you get to Kara's house and all of her roommates are at the library late studying, so its just the two of you. She's wearing cute pink pajama shorts and an oversized sorority sweatshirt. After taking turns reading the book and answering the retarded questions at the end of the chapter, she says that she's getting bored and wants to take a break. You smartly interpret this as an invitation to make a lame suggestion and make her laugh, which she does, then leans in and starts making out with you.
Neither you nor her has any condoms, but since this girl is very attractive, you dim the lights, pull off her shorts, and start eating her out. 'Damn,' you think to yourself, 'this girl has an AMAZING pussy!' You go on have a fun-filled night of hot, steamy sex with this girl.
A month goes by and you haven't heard from nor seen Kara since your wonderful, impromptu night with her. In the back of your mind you know that you didn't really want to be in a relationship with her, but it might have been nice to see her again. Suddenly, out of nowhere, you get a txt from her, telling you that she had to drop out of school to take care of something. And that the 'something' involves you.
Now you get to decide on the following:
a.) Kara is pregnant and is 100% unwilling to get an abortion. You are going to become a father and will have to drop out of college to support this new family that you absolutely do not want. 20 years of your life are going bye-bye and you are going to have to work your ass off at the office-politics game to become a middle manager at some manufacturing firm, only to be forced into retirement at the age of 60 and live a shitty life for the rest of your years with that nasty, cheating whore of a wife that you fucked once when you were in college.
-or-
b.) You get HIV and must live with it for the rest of your life. Your case of HIV never actually turns into AIDS.