Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 21:15
poisonsmoke: can any1 help me with something
re4beast: lauren is the queen of all trolls
Greekie003: sure thing poison
re4beast: not because shes short or anything
Greekie003: what do you need help with?
Barbwire: NO boxxie is
poisonsmoke: ok greekie listen...
lauren3mo: HEY IM NOT SHORT
Greekie003: -_-
lauren3mo: im a healthy 5'6
Greekie003: Barb, we do not speak of Boxxy
poisonsmoke: i dont know if this is natural or what but just listen
re4beast: lol midget
poisonsmoke: so im sitting there and i fart...
re4beast: im like 6 1
Greekie003: ok poison
Barbwire: lol i understand
lauren3mo: D:
1shawn1: Back. =)
poisonsmoke: and then my butt feels kinda wet...
Greekie003: mmhm, farting...
Greekie003: wet...
poisonsmoke: so i thought i craped myself...
poisonsmoke: so i checked in the bathroom
Greekie003: diarrhea..
poisonsmoke: but it was sperm...
1shawn1: *cuddles with ferret* =3
poisonsmoke: from my but...
noohshab: heyheyhey
poisonsmoke: then i took a butt
Greekie003: you farted out sperm...
noohshab: its noohshab
poisonsmoke: but no poop came out
poisonsmoke: just sperm...
lauren3mo: someone got it in the ass last night
lauren3mo: WHAT
lauren3mo: lol
Barbwire: poison just stop
poisonsmoke: a LOT of it...
Greekie003: so you literally shit sperm
poisonsmoke: no joke
poisonsmoke: is it normal?
re4beast: just you lauren
Greekie003: umm....
poisonsmoke: should i go to a doctor...??
Greekie003: I definitely wouldn't think so
Greekie003: yes, go to the doctor
Barbwire: well how old are u poison
lauren3mo: poison dont let guys bust in your ass. MAKE THEM PULL THAT SHIT OUT
poisonsmoke: im 13
Greekie003: mmm
poisonsmoke: it might be from over-masturbating
re4beast: i see lauren dropped the soap a few times
Greekie003: No no no
Greekie003: there is no such thing as over-masturbating
danielrican: yes yes yes
re4beast: brb
Greekie003: well, there is
poisonsmoke: i dont know
poisonsmoke: maybe sperm backed up
sunnygrlrox: im so lost
lauren3mo: i think i over masturbate D:
Greekie003: but that just causes rub-burns
poisonsmoke: and so i crapped it out...
Barbwire: lol well unless you have been nuetered in the past year no it is not
Greekie003: no poison
poisonsmoke: im not even sure if it was sperm
Greekie003: that's not how it works
poisonsmoke: cuz ive never seen wet sperm
sunnygrlrox: eww white poop is a sign of leukemia
lauren3mo: maybe it was herpes
poisonsmoke: but there was a tiny black thing in it
poisonsmoke: and it was white
Greekie003: the only possible way this could occur is if you...damaged your prostate?
poisonsmoke: wats leukemia?
sunnygrlrox: :o
Greekie003: white poop?
lauren3mo: white poop is also a sigh of hepatitis lol
sunnygrlrox: its cancer
poisonsmoke: wat
Greekie003: oh shit poison...
poisonsmoke: i have cancer?
Barbwire: yeah prostate, but that usually happens to old men
Greekie003: you might
poisonsmoke: it wasnt in poop form though...
Greekie003: it was...
Greekie003: well, did it have the consistency of sperm?
poisonsmoke: it looked like toilet paper for a sec
poisonsmoke: wat do u mean consistency
lauren3mo: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!
Greekie003: how it felt
lauren3mo: lol
poisonsmoke: no
Greekie003: the viscosity
sunnygrlrox: I DONT KNOW
Barbwire: Cause your not
poisonsmoke: it felt like i took a dump
sunnygrlrox: LETS STOP
poisonsmoke: but it was sperm
lauren3mo: i love how were all into it
Greekie003: you could be wrong
sunnygrlrox: eww
Greekie003: was it more solid or liquid?
lauren3mo: i was just like wait what am i doing?!
poisonsmoke: wat should i do?
sunnygrlrox: diarhea?
Greekie003: white diarrhea?
poisonsmoke: wat other symptons would i have?
poisonsmoke: just in case
sunnygrlrox: diarrhea**
Barbwire: tell mom.
Greekie003: yeah, for leukemia
sunnygrlrox: yuck..
poisonsmoke: no im not telling my mom
Greekie003: sunny, you know anything else about it?
poisonsmoke: how embarassing...
sunnygrlrox: umm
sunnygrlrox: no
danielrican: mario kart
sunnygrlrox: oh leukemia is cancer in the blood btw
poisonsmoke: wats another symptom of leukemia
lauren3mo: im srs white poop is a sigh of auto immune hepatitis
Greekie003: I'm sorry poison, I'm more of an expert with lymphoma
sunnygrlrox: ...hair loss?
poisonsmoke: wats hepatitis??
sunnygrlrox: i dunno
Greekie003: hepatitis...
Greekie003: plausible
lauren3mo: its when your liver goes bad
Barbwire: i remember reading about this in a playboy.
sunnygrlrox: oh ahha
poisonsmoke: zomg
poisonsmoke: ok my stomach was making weird noises all day..
sunnygrlrox: go to google search
poisonsmoke: like REALLY weird noises
Greekie003: any other symptoms that he could be aware of lauren?
sunnygrlrox: and type in 'poop' and click the 'im feeling lucky
sunnygrlrox: ' button
lauren3mo: My mom had it
Greekie003: that won't help sunny
lauren3mo: her skin turned a yellowish tint
poisonsmoke: and ive been feeling cold all day...
Greekie003: sound familiar poison?
poisonsmoke: and im fasting
lauren3mo: and she was sick ALL the time
poisonsmoke: maybe it has something to do with fasting
lauren3mo: and her pee was DARK
Greekie003: no
poisonsmoke: and im currently hitting puberty...
Greekie003: poison, fasting doesn't affect your shit
poisonsmoke: my voice is getting deeper
lauren3mo: okay i need to feed the kiddies brb
Greekie003: puberty doesn't make you shit sperm
poisonsmoke: damn
Greekie003: if this IS in fact sperm
sunnygrlrox: LOLOL
Greekie003: did you get a whiff of it?
poisonsmoke: no
re4beast: lauren is the queen of all trolls
Greekie003: sure thing poison
re4beast: not because shes short or anything
Greekie003: what do you need help with?
Barbwire: NO boxxie is
poisonsmoke: ok greekie listen...
lauren3mo: HEY IM NOT SHORT
Greekie003: -_-
lauren3mo: im a healthy 5'6
Greekie003: Barb, we do not speak of Boxxy
poisonsmoke: i dont know if this is natural or what but just listen
re4beast: lol midget
poisonsmoke: so im sitting there and i fart...
re4beast: im like 6 1
Greekie003: ok poison
Barbwire: lol i understand
lauren3mo: D:
1shawn1: Back. =)
poisonsmoke: and then my butt feels kinda wet...
Greekie003: mmhm, farting...
Greekie003: wet...
poisonsmoke: so i thought i craped myself...
poisonsmoke: so i checked in the bathroom
Greekie003: diarrhea..
poisonsmoke: but it was sperm...
1shawn1: *cuddles with ferret* =3
poisonsmoke: from my but...
noohshab: heyheyhey
poisonsmoke: then i took a butt
Greekie003: you farted out sperm...
noohshab: its noohshab
poisonsmoke: but no poop came out
poisonsmoke: just sperm...
lauren3mo: someone got it in the ass last night
lauren3mo: WHAT
lauren3mo: lol
Barbwire: poison just stop
poisonsmoke: a LOT of it...
Greekie003: so you literally shit sperm
poisonsmoke: no joke
poisonsmoke: is it normal?
re4beast: just you lauren
Greekie003: umm....
poisonsmoke: should i go to a doctor...??
Greekie003: I definitely wouldn't think so
Greekie003: yes, go to the doctor
Barbwire: well how old are u poison
lauren3mo: poison dont let guys bust in your ass. MAKE THEM PULL THAT SHIT OUT
poisonsmoke: im 13
Greekie003: mmm
poisonsmoke: it might be from over-masturbating
re4beast: i see lauren dropped the soap a few times
Greekie003: No no no
Greekie003: there is no such thing as over-masturbating
danielrican: yes yes yes
re4beast: brb
Greekie003: well, there is
poisonsmoke: i dont know
poisonsmoke: maybe sperm backed up
sunnygrlrox: im so lost
lauren3mo: i think i over masturbate D:
Greekie003: but that just causes rub-burns
poisonsmoke: and so i crapped it out...
Barbwire: lol well unless you have been nuetered in the past year no it is not
Greekie003: no poison
poisonsmoke: im not even sure if it was sperm
Greekie003: that's not how it works
poisonsmoke: cuz ive never seen wet sperm
sunnygrlrox: eww white poop is a sign of leukemia
lauren3mo: maybe it was herpes
poisonsmoke: but there was a tiny black thing in it
poisonsmoke: and it was white
Greekie003: the only possible way this could occur is if you...damaged your prostate?
poisonsmoke: wats leukemia?
sunnygrlrox: :o
Greekie003: white poop?
lauren3mo: white poop is also a sigh of hepatitis lol
sunnygrlrox: its cancer
poisonsmoke: wat
Greekie003: oh shit poison...
poisonsmoke: i have cancer?
Barbwire: yeah prostate, but that usually happens to old men
Greekie003: you might
poisonsmoke: it wasnt in poop form though...
Greekie003: it was...
Greekie003: well, did it have the consistency of sperm?
poisonsmoke: it looked like toilet paper for a sec
poisonsmoke: wat do u mean consistency
lauren3mo: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!
Greekie003: how it felt
lauren3mo: lol
poisonsmoke: no
Greekie003: the viscosity
sunnygrlrox: I DONT KNOW
Barbwire: Cause your not
poisonsmoke: it felt like i took a dump
sunnygrlrox: LETS STOP
poisonsmoke: but it was sperm
lauren3mo: i love how were all into it
Greekie003: you could be wrong
sunnygrlrox: eww
Greekie003: was it more solid or liquid?
lauren3mo: i was just like wait what am i doing?!
poisonsmoke: wat should i do?
sunnygrlrox: diarhea?
Greekie003: white diarrhea?
poisonsmoke: wat other symptons would i have?
poisonsmoke: just in case
sunnygrlrox: diarrhea**
Barbwire: tell mom.
Greekie003: yeah, for leukemia
sunnygrlrox: yuck..
poisonsmoke: no im not telling my mom
Greekie003: sunny, you know anything else about it?
poisonsmoke: how embarassing...
sunnygrlrox: umm
sunnygrlrox: no
danielrican: mario kart
sunnygrlrox: oh leukemia is cancer in the blood btw
poisonsmoke: wats another symptom of leukemia
lauren3mo: im srs white poop is a sigh of auto immune hepatitis
Greekie003: I'm sorry poison, I'm more of an expert with lymphoma
sunnygrlrox: ...hair loss?
poisonsmoke: wats hepatitis??
sunnygrlrox: i dunno
Greekie003: hepatitis...
Greekie003: plausible
lauren3mo: its when your liver goes bad
Barbwire: i remember reading about this in a playboy.
sunnygrlrox: oh ahha
poisonsmoke: zomg
poisonsmoke: ok my stomach was making weird noises all day..
sunnygrlrox: go to google search
poisonsmoke: like REALLY weird noises
Greekie003: any other symptoms that he could be aware of lauren?
sunnygrlrox: and type in 'poop' and click the 'im feeling lucky
sunnygrlrox: ' button
lauren3mo: My mom had it
Greekie003: that won't help sunny
lauren3mo: her skin turned a yellowish tint
poisonsmoke: and ive been feeling cold all day...
Greekie003: sound familiar poison?
poisonsmoke: and im fasting
lauren3mo: and she was sick ALL the time
poisonsmoke: maybe it has something to do with fasting
lauren3mo: and her pee was DARK
Greekie003: no
poisonsmoke: and im currently hitting puberty...
Greekie003: poison, fasting doesn't affect your shit
poisonsmoke: my voice is getting deeper
lauren3mo: okay i need to feed the kiddies brb
Greekie003: puberty doesn't make you shit sperm
poisonsmoke: damn
Greekie003: if this IS in fact sperm
sunnygrlrox: LOLOL
Greekie003: did you get a whiff of it?
poisonsmoke: no