First of all get an tripcode! Anonymous are an queers and an trolls!
Language basics:!
* Rule of thumb is dont use the standardized english language!
* Homophones are fun!
* Always end your sentences with an !! Your always so pumped when fixing /lounge/!
* The only an indefinite article is an!
* When people point out your mistakes, tell them that their an trolls and you wont listen to they're facist propaganda and that its you're post and your english!
Handling an trolls:!
* Everyone else is an troll!
* Most an trolls are also an queers!
* When an troll makes an point their think is good, call them an troll or an queer! It worked when I was ten and it works know! There all trolling you!
* In case someone asks an question answering witch would make you look like an someone who doesnt now what hes doing, ignore the question and pretend it was never asked!
* Respond to all posts accusing you off queer things with NO THANK YOU!
* If anythink else fails, use insults that only you understand like "Hold it their Kodak!"!
General tips:!
* When someone calls an African American anything else, correct him! When he points out that it wasnt offensive, tell him to go back to /b/, plz or just ignore him!
* Remember to occasionally assure the bot that your not an anus!
* Respond with random youtube videos! When an trolls point out that thats an textbored, tell them to go back to /b/, plz.
* Respond to every thread to say things like "I don't know!" or "What!"! Your making /lounge/ better by just posting it doesnt matter whats you're post about!
Your now fixing /lounge/ together with MILKRIBS4k!
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Anonymous2009-09-13 8:33
assure the bot that your not an anus!
hmmm at least you're using proper english now milkribs
Listen here now, jerkface! It is a well known fact that you are not me! MILKRIBS4k uses a tripcode not just an name! That's not even how I post! I just post how I would speak or communicate! If you want to act though online but can't back it up IRL I would not be talking so big if I were you!
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Anonymous2009-09-13 9:21
>>4
You're slipping milkrib. It's becoming more and more obvious you're just playing a character for trolling purposes. Perhaps it's time to retire milkrib like you retired RedCream and Shinni laser?
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Anonymous2009-09-13 9:33
The saddest thing is that, using OP's info, you could write a simple bot, and most people wouldn't even realise that they are not talking to the real anus. >>4 That's not even how I post!
Why yes it is!
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Anonymous2009-09-13 9:35
For each of OP's points, I could find a post by MILKRIBS4k that backs it up, and I would gladly do that if not for the fact that the anus will simply ignore it.
>>5
I don't care what some troll online thinks! I know who I am! >>6
You can't write a bot with an human mind! Science is not that powerful yet! You couldn't make a bot laugh, or feel emotions could you!
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Anonymous2009-09-13 9:48
>>8
Your mind isn't very complicated. I don't think you could be considered human. You keep saying the same things over and over, and I don't think it's hard to make a machine do that; And you're unable to have a civilised discussion, so the biggest hurdle is out of the way.
>>9
Your mind is not very complicated! You just go around trying to troll people online! That's probably all you do! >>11
Fuck off, you're not cleaver!
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Anonymous2009-09-13 10:07
>>12 Your mind is not very complicated! You just go around trying to troll people online! That's probably all you do!
Actually I just have respect for the language, and I hate to see people (and non-people like yourself) rape it. I also have a great life, and making you realise how much of a worthless scum you are is just another delight for me.
I also provide actual arguments when I insult you (vide the language section of >>1), not just call you a queer or a troll. And I don't leave in the middle of the discussion because I'm wrong. Fuck off, you're not cleaver!
What a silly thing to say, a human-cleaver. Now imagine that, does that even make sense?
Why do you guys keep impersonnating me ? Listen, that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now! That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum!