sex with girl

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother) so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

Oniichan is used to refer to an older brother.  Oneechan is used to refer to an older sister.  It's unlikely you're both older than each other, and pretending to be mutually older than each other as a sexual turn-on makes my head hurt.

>>2
Is this proper Wapanese?

If you're her oniichan, than she's your imouto. Good fucking going, faggot.

ur all just jealous we made hot pretend incest loving and i came in her panties

>>6
No, we care more that you can't speak proper Japanese. Do it right!

JEWS

>>1
I'm pretty sure I've read this before

NO THANK YOU

>>10
What!

Who wants to see naked stripping girls???

>>10
Sex with boys?

>>13
NO THANK YOU

>>14
So what was the first "NO THANK YOU" about then? I thought you were saying it about the thread title.

>>15
anime faggot like me

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>>16
what?

Stop misquoting I never said I watch manga

>>9
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Kopipe:Assorted_kopipe#My_girlfriend..


Also, I wish I had a pretend oneechan

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>>20
Ha
Ha
Traitor.
Go back to your spamlounge.

>>21

What !

If you want the truly hot women in the room (the 9's and 10's), to take notice of YOU and find you irresistible, you need to be doing something that other guys aren't.
 
Amazingly hot women are different. They've heard all the cheesy lines, they've been approached by guys all the time.

They've been offered drinks and had guys tell jokes...

So what are you doing that's DIFFERENT and is going to get her attention? (And more importantly, make her want to come home and sleep with you!)

Discover the difference hot women respond to : http://www.makewomenwantyounow.com

(The results you are going to get from this will be massive!)

>>24
Why do you even care?
Let's say you try really hard to get a woman to like you - either through various manipulative/brainwashing behavior, or showering every day and getting some expensive clothes - and you finally manage to get her.
Guess what.
She will turn out to be a retarded cow, who you will regret ever having had sex with, five years down the line.
If you didn't try so goddamn hard, you could have waited until you had maybe five girls to spend time with, and then you could decide over time, which of these girls is actually NOT the retarded cow, and that will spare you four years worth of regret.
This is also why all women are retarded cows: Because they don't need to be anything else, because of men trying too hard to get into their pants anyway.

>>24
[blockquote]So what are you doing that's DIFFERENT and is going to get her attention? (And more importantly, make her want to come home and sleep with you!)[/blockquote]
Rohypnol.