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First they played CSI New York every god damn day.  Now they play M*A*S*H, which actually lasted longer on TV than the real Korean War.  Anyway, at least M*A*S*H isn't CSI.

Remember that episode of M.A.S.H. where they were all on the bus with some civilians and some wounded and they were surrounded by Koreans? And the peasant woman had a chicken that wouldn't stop clucking and Hawkeye was all "Lady if you don't shut that damn chicken up I'll do it myself!" And then she broke the chicken's neck so it wouldn't make anymore noise and alert the Koreans to their location. And then Hawkeye was all depressed and was talking talking to the camp shrink about the event and it turns out it wasn't a chicken at all but actually THE WOMAN'S BABY! And she smothered it!

That was a good episode.

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Now they play M*A*S*H, which actually lasted longer on TV than the real Korean War.

251 episodes, with an average half-hour length (including commercials) works out to 125.5 hours.  Even if you add a couple hours for the movie, this still works out less than six days.  The Korean War lasted over three years.

Idiot.