I wonder...

...what life must be like for a big anus that could, feel and make witty jokes...

Something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJa47gv9Kg

>>11
Find me an expert in the area of linguistics that will look at your posts and see no serious problems with them, and I will yield the point.
Oh, and there is no need to be rude, I'm just trying to help you, anusboy. You can't just redefine the language.