ATTN MILKRIBS

I think I got a nice BF for you buddy! Here's how it went:

You: how many anuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Stranger: ?
You: 1 milkribs
You: :D
You: :|
You: :\
You: :k
You: buttsex?
Stranger: ?
You: b
You: u
You: t
You: t
You: s
You: e
You: x
You: ?
You: anal
You: poopy road
Stranger: 看不懂英文
You: bend over gook
You: o yea u dirty gook u like me dik dont ya
You: take it chink
You: fuck yeah chinaman
You: more u say?
You: WELL LETS GIVE HIM MORE
You: *anal ravages*
You: *anally
You: *milkribsly
You: i came whoop!
You: btw i hav prob 9000 std, maybe 90001 (hopefule less than 9001, but more than 9000)
You: type it queer
You: jeesuss
You: or buddhaa sus
You: whatever u gooks worship
You: ho hum
You: u type s__l____o____w
Stranger: sorry! my English is poor so I don't what it mean=(
You: s------------l----------------o----------------------w
You: oh
You: well i can help u
You: http://www.chinkslearnenglish.com/gook
You: i halp a u big chinese!
You: no mor broke engli 4 yous!
You: bong sing song we wong ne wang in ur butt
Stranger: that add can't fand
You: oh
You: u put the url in?
Stranger: yes
You: its fake ya dumb gook
Stranger: what the gook mean?
You: prince
You: sweet beloved homsexual prince of cocks
You: ill set you uup with milkribs
You: he likes cocks
Stranger: thanks
You: no prob
You: whats ur email
Stranger: skykey1626@yahoo.com.tw
You: excellent
You: remember, his name is milkribs
Stranger: who?
You: he likes cocks
You: hes an anus
You: he like sausage partys?
You: hes a filthy canuk
You: alright
You: maybe have a gay orgy with u guizes and moot
You: alrightty then palsy
You: later gook

Just one last thing, Howard:  I have a great title for Artie's book.  I Love to Stick My Finger in Cunts and Rub G-Spots and Make them Squirt