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PHP vs Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 14:40

What are the similarities and differences between these two languages?

What i've gathered so far

They're both web based scripting languages.
PHP is an open source alternative to Microsoft's. It is a recursive acronym for PhpHypertextProcessing.

What i'd like to know is what can you do in JS but not in PHP and vice versa. Also, could Anusymous be written in JS ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 14:43

2 get

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 14:45

>>1
PHP was originally a set of tools written by someone that he called Personal Home Page

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 14:50

>>3
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 15:33

client vs. server side. Basically, you can turn off JS from your PC, but you have to turn off PHP from the server.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-30 15:45

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Troll!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-30 15:50

>>6
Me like sausage partys!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 15:51

>>6
Shattup you anus.

>>5
That seems to make sense. Mr. Anus mentioned that you could also run PHP scripts locally from the computer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 16:32

What >>5 said, although you can run PHP from the command line as well, so it's possible to write a bot in it. Anusymous is a mix of Perl and Bash.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 16:37

>>6
weeaboo anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 16:41

>>6
If you want to mke /linge/ a better place, how about you stop posting in every thread to say things like "I don't know!" or "Maybe!" or "lololololol Troll!"?

Name: penitent 11 2009-08-30 16:43

>>11
/linge/
For fuck's sake, this is what happens when milkyboy angers me too much with his cretinism.

Name: repentant 11, and 12 2009-08-30 16:49

>>11
mke
Fuck.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-30 16:49

>>11
How about you get out of /lounge/ and go back to your precious /linge/!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-30 16:55

>>14
You're an anus!

Name: Anal radar 2009-08-30 17:16

>>14
Anus detected

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 17:48

>>14
Hello, anus;

would you like me to compile a list of your posts that ravage the language and have you compare it to my two spelling mistakes? You are in no position to criticise such mistakes. Besides, I was typing fast OK!.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-30 17:49

>>17
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-30 17:54

>>18
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 18:07

>>18
That was a keep response! You totally got me convinced here!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 18:17

Fuck. I hate you, milkribs; I despise you so much, anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 4:25

>>20
Me too! What a coincidence!

>>6
Listen here you clueless anus. I start a discussion on the applications of 2 programming languages and you call me a troll. You, in your infinite anus wisdom, say you are converting to scientology and that's not trolling? Seriously you need to drink bleach.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-31 8:32

Javascript is not a serious language! Little can be done with it because it is slow! It is manly used for little things on websites which are done client side like HTML! Only a troll would even think Javascript is better than PHP!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-31 8:34

>>23
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 8:34

>>23
When on earth did I say that?

Name: Steve W. 2009-08-31 9:07

>>25
Listen fag, we have no way of knowing when (or where) on earth you've said that, probably a lot of different times, in different locations. But we have no way of knowing do we. The fact is MILKRIBS4k is right, as usual I might add, and your trolling is epic fail type logic because of your pussy choice to stay anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 10:34

>>26
You're a sockpuppet! I mean anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 10:35

>>27
*Anal puppet

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 12:38

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/111593

This video will tell you about the history of JavaScript and the truth about JavaScript.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 13:19

>>29
Wow. Thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 20:08

Bumping past old thread spam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 20:42

Bumping past old thread spam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 20:48

Bumping past old thread spam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 5:12

How can I adapt this script to work on lounge?

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1232033411/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 6:38

>>34
Well first you need a live chicken. If you really can't find one, an egg will do. As long as it's fresh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 7:26

>>35
I have acquired an egg, though let me tell you- it was no easy task, the bloody chicken pecked my fingers red. Now what?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 7:27

Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 7:30

>>36
Step 1 - Insert it into your milkribs slowly but firmly, taking care not to break the shell

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 7:32

>>38
Now what?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 7:32

Jackson 5 GET
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