Alarm clock: "Good morning, sir!"

Man: "Just 30 more minutes"

Alarm clock: "Come on, time to get going!"

Man: "Maybe in an hour"

Alarm clock: "Shit, you're going to be late!"

Man: "So annoying"

Alarm clock: "No I am not!"

Man: "Hrm..."

Man: "Dude, I'm so baked"

House plant: "Wait, dude, what?"

Man: "I've got another shift tonight, better get going"

Couch: "Work is for suckers, you should just stay home *stretches* relax"

Man: "I dunno..."

Cereal box: "You can't go man, I just rolled this joint!"

Man: "Oh, why not"