One of my friends goes to the bathroom, comes out, and announces that there are no more dry paper towels. Hes sit back down at the bar, which conveniently faces the stage - only one girl at a time dances usually, so the other girls will usually start hanging out with the customers at the bar and try to get them to pay for lap-dances/etc. A stripper comes over and starts talking to my friend, and after a while says "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Well, there are no more dry paper towels in the men's bathroom."