Don't like American girls

So u live in America but you don't like American girls..  you can't stand them anymore and won't date or have sex with one even if she offered it to you upfront.  I'm only turned on by foreign girls now but there's little I can do to go and make a living in a foreign country with the immigration laws.  So what sort of solution do you suggest?

Mail-order bride

Also, is it just me, or do American girls seem ditzier than others?

>>1
Are you a fan of hairy and smelly armpits/vaginas/legs perhaps?

Asian women are just SOOOO much better! Am I right OP!

>>4
That was cleaver!

>>4
Maybe if you like the smell of curry.

>>6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDfWAr8ut_I