Redcream? Is that you?

http://www.patriotledger.com/homepage/x640870689/Cambridge-police-hot-on-the-heels-of-Whole-Foods-foot-licker

-- IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR NEWFAGS --

If anyone poasts using the name RedCream / RedCram / DickCram or any other variant, report him immediately to the authorities. 

He is a well known peddler of used undergarments and red rosettes and is probably an convicted pedophile.  You should not in any circumstances accept an invitation to the Bathhouse, where you will risk brutal anal rape and AIDS.

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