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what's the best way to hang yourself

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 10:22

there's the long drop, which kills you rapidly and can even decapitate you if it's a really long drop, but you need to be brave enough to jump
then the short "drop", the most agonizing way to die because you suffocate slowly (this suffocation also causes severe panic I thinks, something with CO2 levels in yuor blood). I put drop in quotation marks because you can just put a rope around someones neck and then lift it over a tree or crane. I hear that's what they did whith blacks in america and gays in Iran

but I heard there was a third and better way... it's a kind of hanging you can do from the height of a door knob. the point of that hanging is to cut off the blood supply to your brain... it's supposedly why choking game/autoerotic asphyxiation is dangerous, it happens so fast. now these may be urban legends but you DO hear about prisoners hanging themselves from their bed. I esperimented a bit, the first try gave a throat ache. the second try my head felt like it would explode. i read this is because I blocked the outer veins in my neck, which return blood from the brain. the onese that supply blood to the brain are a bit deeper. I didn't tie a knot or anything though, just wrapped a computer cable around my neck and held it with my hands. I'd like to know what you think is the best way to go about this and which kind of wire to use

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 21:40

>>160
You're getting more vocal. More open.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 22:55

>>161
No, I'm just talking to a few douchebags on the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 0:09

>>160
weak is something I am not.
Fuck that. You're just too weak to kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 0:29

>>163
Bahaha. I wish that's how it was.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 6:36

you will check em
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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 6:37

<--- you're checkin em

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 6:38

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you checked em

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 7:39

>>165
>>166
>>167
this is going on your personal record

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 11:26

>>165-167
Go back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 12:04

>>168
I feel quite proud that I started the recent craze of <-- check my dubs on the text boards, complete with monospace styling.

PS I'm not >>165-167

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 13:11

>>170
So, you feel proud in being a shitposting faggot from the imageboards? You bring great shame to /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 13:44

>>171
I'm proud of ENRAGING cock-eating basement dwellers like yourself!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 14:03

>>172
You sure excel at being imageboard effluent. I'm sure your parents are proud they've wasted nearly two decades of their lives raising a fuckstick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 15:27

>>173
They are, along with my job

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 16:19

>>174
*Grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 16:22

Uh oh, we've got an alpha male here!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 16:31

LOL DUBS TIME

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 16:33

>>177
Go back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 16:34

>>178
U MAD BRO?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 16:36

>>179
Sometimes, I can be.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 16:57

>>179
I'm rather amused, actually :D

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 17:06

blink 182 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 18:04

>>182
Go back to /b/.

Name: bronko 2011-02-04 19:44

David Carridine didn't seem to have a problem in Bangkok last
year. I have been In BKK many times and the hotels are not the best made,so how did he do it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 20:38

>>183

tsk

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 13:18

Wondering if there is a place where people can go to die with dignity when they really have no one to help.  Suicide is illegal where I live, it's considered to be a mental illness for some ridiculous reason.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 14:14

HOMOCIDE GET

Name: 2011-02-09 5:17

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 17:23

sodomy

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 19:44

I'm sick of seeing this shitty thread on the front page. It shouldn't have even lived past >>8.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 20:45

>>190
I'm trying to kill myself. Go away. D:<

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-14 0:30

>>190
OP here.
I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-15 3:54

coat hanger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 21:19

I'm going to try hanging myself from my doorknob I'll tell you how it goes tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 23:33

>>195
WHO ARE YOU ON SICP???

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 0:24

>>196
Cairnorvon

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 3:02

>>193
coat hangar, like a hangar but with coats instead of planes?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 3:58

I want to reconcile the violence in your heaaaaart. I want to recognize your beauty's not just a maaaaask. I want exorcise the demons from your paaaaast. I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heaaaaart.

Name: 2011-02-27 7:39


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