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what's the best way to hang yourself

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 10:22

there's the long drop, which kills you rapidly and can even decapitate you if it's a really long drop, but you need to be brave enough to jump
then the short "drop", the most agonizing way to die because you suffocate slowly (this suffocation also causes severe panic I thinks, something with CO2 levels in yuor blood). I put drop in quotation marks because you can just put a rope around someones neck and then lift it over a tree or crane. I hear that's what they did whith blacks in america and gays in Iran

but I heard there was a third and better way... it's a kind of hanging you can do from the height of a door knob. the point of that hanging is to cut off the blood supply to your brain... it's supposedly why choking game/autoerotic asphyxiation is dangerous, it happens so fast. now these may be urban legends but you DO hear about prisoners hanging themselves from their bed. I esperimented a bit, the first try gave a throat ache. the second try my head felt like it would explode. i read this is because I blocked the outer veins in my neck, which return blood from the brain. the onese that supply blood to the brain are a bit deeper. I didn't tie a knot or anything though, just wrapped a computer cable around my neck and held it with my hands. I'd like to know what you think is the best way to go about this and which kind of wire to use

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 0:39

>>112
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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 17:24

>>147
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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 17:27

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 17:30

>>148
/b/ is your HOME!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 17:32

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 17:53

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You're an unimaginative, little shit. At  least I'm a bit more creative with my BBCODE

Also, /b/, go back to it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 17:59

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:01

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BBCODE failure

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:11

>>154
You win this time. I'll go back to /b/... but I'll be back.

Name: gyed 2011-01-06 13:11

this thread gave me  10 year boner it fuck my life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 14:42

MY LIFE IS DEFINED IN TERMS OF HOW AWESOME MY BBCODAN POWERS ARE.
#NO, SERIOUSLY

Name: pixie 2011-01-27 10:54

tell me how to hang myself PL<EASE

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 19:42

so, my friend killed himself, by doing the door knob thing, and his dad found him in the morning. and they took him to the hospital, he was still alive.. his whole brain was dead though, but he kept breathing.. so it doesnt kill you with in two minutes.. but never kill yourslef.. you are selfish if ou do.. you dont hurt yourself because you are dead.. you hurt everyone else that cares for you.. nothing is worth killing yourself for..

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 21:33

>>159
I haven't killed myself yet because, depressed as I am, weak is something I am not. Like hell I'm surrendering to this joke of a society.

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