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what's the best way to hang yourself

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 10:22

there's the long drop, which kills you rapidly and can even decapitate you if it's a really long drop, but you need to be brave enough to jump
then the short "drop", the most agonizing way to die because you suffocate slowly (this suffocation also causes severe panic I thinks, something with CO2 levels in yuor blood). I put drop in quotation marks because you can just put a rope around someones neck and then lift it over a tree or crane. I hear that's what they did whith blacks in america and gays in Iran

but I heard there was a third and better way... it's a kind of hanging you can do from the height of a door knob. the point of that hanging is to cut off the blood supply to your brain... it's supposedly why choking game/autoerotic asphyxiation is dangerous, it happens so fast. now these may be urban legends but you DO hear about prisoners hanging themselves from their bed. I esperimented a bit, the first try gave a throat ache. the second try my head felt like it would explode. i read this is because I blocked the outer veins in my neck, which return blood from the brain. the onese that supply blood to the brain are a bit deeper. I didn't tie a knot or anything though, just wrapped a computer cable around my neck and held it with my hands. I'd like to know what you think is the best way to go about this and which kind of wire to use

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 10:28

Because, unlike 4chan where racism is really just an inside joke, Obama's election has exposed how much hatred and fear of black people still exists in America.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-18 10:56

>>2
Racism is never an joke!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-18 11:02

>>3
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 11:39

hanging yourself from a doorknob is hard because when the point of death kicks in, your primal urge for life kicks in and you just stand up again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 12:19

>>5
from my understanding you will lose consciousness within half a minute of blocking these veins, after that happens you can't stand up. and before that you will experience a "high" (which is the point of the choking game)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 12:34

>>5
they did that in the wire season 2

Name: Nora 2009-10-12 20:59

This is exactly what happens, you loose consciousness in seconds then the "high" and if no one gets to you in less than 2 minutes; it's too late. That's why in the choking games your friends have to be close by to release you. My daughter just died this past august; she hanged herself from the doorknob. The coroner confirmed this. Please try to get help, it's ok. There are more people that love you than you think. You are irreplaceable and your family loves you. Look at this link: http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/

Name: Soontobedead. 2010-04-25 13:35

Thanks. I've been looking for info on how to hang myself from a door. This is reallt helpful. *** Hugs ***

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 14:13

Oh god I remember this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 14:27

U jizz yourself when u die from hanging

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 15:01

What do you call the muscle rigidity you get when you see a ghost?

Ray Parkinson's Jr.

Name: Thinking boutit 2010-06-27 14:17

Somany ways

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 14:24

>>13
Way to bump a five year old thread, geniuos.

Name: big dick george 2010-06-27 14:34

i try to hang myself one
i grab a thick rope and hang
but the rope snaps
the super weight of the dick is too large!!!
i fall and make a hole in the ground
and fuck neighbor lady thru hole
now she wait every day for dick thru ceiling!!
Hahahahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 19:24

>>15
Why don't you simply hang yourself by your dick, sir?  It could easily withstand the strain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 19:26

>>16
Because then he would not die?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 19:29

>>17
Of course he would.  He would be strangled in a knot of dickmeat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 20:01

CALL THIS GUY!!!
HE'S A PERV ON OMEGLE

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DO IT!!!!

Name: RedCream 2010-06-27 23:33

>>18-kun, are we speaking of knotty dickmeat now?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 0:53

With a rope.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 3:10

I actually thought this out and I had a pretty unique system.

First you'd need a beam and a long strand of thin rope.

Here it is;
You take a long strand of rope by the looped end ====)
in your left hand, place it under the beam and move the opposite end of the loop to the right, up, and over the beam back towards the left and then down through the loop. This creates a make-shift slipknot.

At first I was just going to have the end that went down through the loop to be connected at my ankles. This would cause the slipknot to tighten around my throat by the weight of my own body as well as any struggling would cause the cinch to become tighter as well.

However, I also visualized taking the two ends that went down through the loop to be then separated and coiled loosely so each hand could slide into each side. Then the ends of the rope would then be drawn down to my ankles ending in a dual-looped slipknot. This would cause my wrists and my neck to become locked into place by the weight of my own body.
It would look as though you were crucified. The idea behind this came form my father hanging himself, but also my fascination with the crucifixion of Christ.

All I need now is for someone to test the physics of this design and let me know how it works for you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 14:42

>>23
Sup Kimmo!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 16:23

I reported this thread to the police.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 16:24

>>24
The RCMP?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 4:52

watch Lopez Tonight show

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 6:52

>>24
I reported this thread to the border pa-troll.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 12:43

>>25
Madison Police Department. I doubt the OP is from my area but our cops will contact his cops and his local mental health service.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 4:31

>>28
They won't do a damn thing. They are too busy trying to keep you safe so they just don't have time to make a phone call. Stop wasting their time and just let nature take its course.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 4:35

>>3 An Anus!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 5:32

This is a bad thread, and everyone should feel bad for contributing to it, including myself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 8:25

velvet rope.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 8:35

>>31
Hes not going to do it. People that talk about it like this dont have the balls to do it. OP buy some Prozac.
http://rashmanly.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/prozac10c.jpg

Name: anon 2010-07-02 19:35

I had the same experience. I felt like my head would explode. I tried to tighten the belt that I used, but I still had the same feeling. Anyone know how to decrease this feeling?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-02 19:36

Name: stu21 2010-07-11 15:16

you guys who talk about dont have the balls it takes a special kind of person to kill themselves

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-12 7:58

Hang yourself and then post the vid on youtube.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-12 18:27

>>36
Duh!

That's why we're still here talkin' an' chillin' an' lettin' our pants slide - this is Lounge, man!

Name: eva 2010-07-30 17:43

Anonymous,
   Please don't experiment with hanging games.  You could kill yourself accidentally.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 19:11

>>39
name
email
referring to an individual as anonymous

That's funny.

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