Best assgoblin imperative language

Hey thundercunts, I was just fucking wondering, what in fuck's name is the best shitty imperative asshole language that doesn't have OO facial/eyeball rape, apart from C? C is the fucking shit, it's fucking orgasmic, but if you had to get your cuntjuice from another language, what the fuck would it be, you glorious sons of bitches?

Wow this thread is lame as fuck. Its filled with the same guy posting over and over again to keep his thread alive. Fuckin pathetic.