"a retard stole my job"

Just imagine.  You get fired because they found a retard that the company can get funding to pay.  And the retard does your job fine.

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I AM A 19 YEAR OLD WAITRER AND I WANT TO FUCK MY 28 YEAR OLD BOSS. EVERY TIME HE YELLS AT ME I IMAGINE HIM BENDING ME OVER THE COFFEE STATION AND FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Too bad he has a boyfriend :( and is really buttoned up and professional :(