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I'm a 31 year old virgin

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 0:24

Where should I go to maximize my chances of getting laid?  Clubs?  Bars?  Colleges?  Malls?  Bus stops?  any ideas?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 0:55

Brothel

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 4:06

wherever they have sluts
hope you like herpes

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 5:04

Go to an islamic country
Convert to islam
Get 5 ugly women + a camel
???
Pofit?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 6:29

>>1
Badgers

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 6:34

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-03 7:02

>>4
Sounds like you have thought this out before hand!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-03 7:07

>>7
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 9:24

>>7

No (._.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 11:25

>>1
Recently divorced middle-aged moms.  They need love too.

I suggest coaching your local youth softball/soccer/etc. team

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 11:26

>>10
To meet the mothers, that is

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:32

>>8
You're an anus<em>!</em>

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:48

>>5
Fuck badgers

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-04 15:49

Japan

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-04 16:04

>>14
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
This is what weaboos actually believe!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-04 16:05

>>15
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-04 16:13

Russia

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-04 16:29

>>15
Only weeaboos use "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Also, You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-04 22:07

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-04 23:40

Consult a pyschiatrist/psychologist to find out why?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 0:23

>>20
They said I was ugly and smelled bad. :(

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