I'm all out of pepsi max

This is depressing. I'll have to correct this tomorrow.

Stop drinking shitty chemicals for no reason you fucking retard. Holy shit you must be a dumbass americunt, why the fuck so you think it's a good idea to consume this not-meant-for-human-consumption shit?
And don't say "BAWWWW I'm addicted". You're weak and retarded. End of story.

>>3
Why the fuck would you want to consume so much sugar you goddamn americunt. We all know the kola nut flavoring is just a front for you to consume heaps of sugar. How could you be such a stupid asshole?