Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon. Entire thread

lol /lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 7:13

      _━━━━━━_                           _━━━━━━_
    _━           ━_                     _━            ━_ 
 _━                ━_               _━                 ━_
━          ○         ━              ━          ○         ━
  ̄━                ━ ̄                ̄━                 ━ ̄
    ̄━           ━ ̄                      ̄━            ━ ̄
      ̄━━━━━━ ̄                            ̄━━━━━━ ̄
                               ┃
                              ┃ ┃
                              ┃  ┃
                              ┃  ┃
                              ┃ ┃                   
                               ━ 


        ━━ __                              __ ━━      
          ̄━   ━━__                  __━━    ━ ̄
            ̄━        ━__        __━         ━ ̄
              ̄━          ━━━━━━          ━ ̄
                 ̄━                        ━ ̄
                    ̄━_               _━ ̄
                        ̄━_        _━ ̄
                             ̄━━━ ̄

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 3:28

>>279
+1

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 3:32

Yay epic thread!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 3:54

this thread is number one win!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 3:55

>>283
number one win
I detect a new meme of EPIC proportions for /lounge/.

Name: RedCream 2009-08-12 4:02

This thread is number one win.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 4:15

This thread is pure tripe!


fixed

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 4:20

>>286
failmeme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 7:44

There is only one thing you need to do in life: Work hard.

It doesn't matter what you are doing, when you work hard, you *will* go places.

I'm a co-manager at Wal-Mart. I'm not rich by any means but I make enough to live quite happily and I love my job and the people I work with. The day I stopped loving money was the day I started enjoying life.

I started out stocking grocery when I was hired. I always worked as hard as I could and did my job fast. Everyone always asked "Dude, why are you working so hard" or say "Slow down a bit, no hurry."

Everyone liked to "milk" their aisles. They liked to do it slow and take it right until it was time to leave. I was finished hours before and was helping somewhere else.

I loved doing my job. Granted it wasn't the most desirable job(for some people), but I loved the physical aspect of it, and all the great friends/people I met.

All that hard work paid off, and years later here I am helping manage the place. In addition to being part of what keeps the store in operation, I still get my hands dirty with stocking, operating lifts, pulling out pallets, etc.

I wouldn't trade this job for any other job in the world. It's my second family.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 8:09

IHATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 8:09

I HAT E women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 8:22

I make my way to the nearest graveyard. It's like I have an in-built GPS or something, seriously. I've woken up in places that I've never visited before, in towns that I've never been before; always at the closest graveyard. Always closest 'as the crow flies' not walking distance, interestingly enough.

Sometimes I just chillout around the grave stones and talk to people, but if they aren't in a talkative mood i get digging and invariably end up chewing on some bones.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 14:35

.___________________.
|Fuck you nigga-san!|
.------------------v.
-------:\-----/;---------------_.
------;..\___/..;-------------;.;
-----,:-"'..."-:.-------------/.;
_-- /,---....,---.\---------_; /
_:>((..|..).(..|..))<:_ ,-""_,"
----\````` . `````/""""",-""
-----'-.._.v._..-'......)---
-------/.___ . ____,.. .\---
------/./---|.|----|.(-\.\--
-----/./----|.|----|.|--\.\--
------"------"------"----`"--

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 4:01

...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´.▲.´... ¯~/'...')
.........\...▲ ▲......'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
BRO FORCE

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 6:32

oh look it's that thread again

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 7:09

the face in the first post made me lulz like nothing else ever before

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-14 8:24

>>295
lulz
back to /b/, plz

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-14 8:27

>>296
You're an anus!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-14 8:55

>>297
You're an anus!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-14 10:44

You're an anus!

Name: RedCream 2009-08-14 10:47

      _━━━━━━_                           _━━━━━━_
    _━           ━_                     _━            ━_ 
 _━                ━_               _━                 ━_
━          ○         ━              ━          ○         ━
  ̄━                ━ ̄                ̄━                 ━ ̄
    ̄━           ━ ̄                      ̄━            ━ ̄
      ̄━━━━━━ ̄                            ̄━━━━━━ ̄

Name: RedCream 2009-08-14 10:47

                               ┃
                              ┃ ┃
                              ┃  ┃
                              ┃  ┃
                              ┃ ┃                   
                               ━ 

Name: RedCream 2009-08-14 10:47

        ━━ __                              __ ━━      
          ̄━   ━━__                  __━━    ━ ̄
            ̄━        ━__        __━         ━ ̄
              ̄━          ━━━━━━          ━ ̄
                 ̄━                        ━ ̄
                    ̄━_               _━ ̄
                        ̄━_        _━ ̄
                             ̄━━━ ̄

Name: RedCream 2009-08-14 10:49

A FABULOUS LITTLE BOOMPSY.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 12:27

>>294
Why do you want to shit up /lounge/? Stop bumping this shit thread you worthless pile of shitfuck.

Name: RedCream 2009-08-14 13:17

BOOMPSY.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 13:21

>>304
You are the shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 13:41

>>306
Why do you want to shit up /lounge/? Stop bumping this shit thread you worthless pile of shitfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 19:52

>>307
This is good thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 19:59

>>308
No it's not. Op is just a jumble of wired characters.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 20:47

>>309
Then maybe you should unjumble the wires in your display.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 21:02

>>310
How do I do that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 22:19

>>311
Stop being poor; get a better monitor, install language packs for your OS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 22:27

>>312
Stop bumping this piece of shit thread shitting up /lounge/, you dickhole.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 22:33

>>313
This is a good thread, it keeps a smile on lol /lounge/, what more would could you ask for from a thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 22:35

>>314
Why do you want to shit up /lounge/? Do you have a vendetta against the board or something?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 22:48

>>315
How is keeping a smile on lol /lounge/ "shitting up"? You are an obvious troll, probably the same failure that is bumping his fail ascii art thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 23:02

>>316
I'm only bumping it because you fags keep bumping this thread. One thread was enough, this shit is old now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 23:08

BOOMPSY?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 23:11

BOOMPING?

Name: RedCream 2009-08-14 23:28

Back to the top goes the win, just as win is wont to do.

Newer Posts