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Lounge reader's wives

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 6:11

Say, how about the men of lounge post visual discriptions of their wives.  Specifically, nipples, vulva, the back of the neck, the shape of the belly button, that kind of thing.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-15 6:44

I am to young to have a wife!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-15 6:46

>>2
You're an anus!

Name: Haxus The Great 2009-07-15 6:50

>>2
Plus you are an queer

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 7:05

>>2
You are to what?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 8:59

I ain't got a wife. There's no way I'm describing my girl for you perverts either.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 10:13

I put various things in my anus! Plethora!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 10:25

>>6
I don't belive you have a "girl" enjoy your hand.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 10:26

My wife's nipples are nipply, her vulva vulvates like a horse in the fields, the back of her neck shines like the moon and her belly button is like a vulcan, waiting to explode.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 10:30

>>8
Ok, I'll describe her a little.
about 5'5, long black hair, greeny brown eyes, big tits, round (not fat) ass, a waist that goes in at the middle, 21 years old.
And I'm an unemployed 28 year old alcoholic. Learn to play the guitar kids, bitches love it

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-15 13:54

>>4
How do I look like a queen! You just got queer on the mind!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 13:54

>>10
What songs are best to get bitches?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-15 13:56

>>12
My music! My raps!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-15 13:57

>>13
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 14:27

>>11
back to /b/, plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 16:18

>>10
It's super gay, but "More Than Words" by Extreme always works.
I always feel like a dick when I play it though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 18:19

Is it true that Peter Gabriel always makes girls wet?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-15 18:35

>>17
The name "Peter Gabriel" sounds a little queer to MILKRIBS4k!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-15 18:41

>>18
You're an anus!

Name: Peter Gabriel 2009-07-15 19:10

>>18
The name "MILKRIBS4k" sounds a little queer to Peter Gabriel!

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