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I Have always wanted to live in a warehouse.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 13:58

Yes, this may sound wierd. But think about it.

All the space you need to have stupid experiments. 
You could buy your own go karts and have little mario kart races inside.
Indoor fireworks.
Big screen tv? Fuck that how about 50 foot projector screen.
Also most warehouses are in industrial areas, know what that means? No residents complaining about a 2000 watt sound system booming out explosions from your console/dvd player.

Some people might say it would be awkward for when women come around, but i think thats not true. See, if you tell a girl you live in a warehouse, and she still comes home with you, she knows her place.  Shit, you could probably take your time chopping her up if you wanted to, and all you would have to do is hose and bleach the concrete floor after you disposed of her body in the garbage disposal.

Also, the bitch will realise that you dont exist to make a fucking nest for her to procreate in.  its a warehouse.  porno flix are shot in warehouses, you dont raise babys there.

I think the main thing is, how bad assed it would be to drive your car/motorbike through those big automatic shuttered rolling up garage doors at the end of the day.  Then you park your vehicle of choice next to the sofa, take 3 steps and switch on the tv.

fucking sweet.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 15:45

>>28
did you ever touch a bat?  what did its fur feel like?

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